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1. No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.
2. No inspection ready unit has ever passed combat.
3. Smile... Tomorrow will be worse.
4. Everything goes wrong all at once.
5. You never run out of things that can go wrong.
6. Professional soldiers are predictable; the world is full of dangerous amateurs.
7. Military Intelligence is a contradiction.
8. Fortify your front; youll get your rear shot up.
9. If you dont care where you are, you aint lost.
10. The bigger they are, the harder they hit.
11. If an idea can survive a bureaucratic review and be implemented, it wasnt worth doing.
12. In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on.
This person must be fired
13. Army Law
If it moves, salute it
if it doesnt move, pick it up
if you cant pick it up, paint it.
14. Odd objects attract fire - never lurk behind one.
15. The more stupid the leader is, the more important missions he is ordered to carry out.
16. The self-importance of a superior is inversely proportional to his position in the hierarchy (as is his deviousness and mischievousness).
17. There is always a way, and it usually doesnt work.
18. Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the General is watching.
19. Whenever you drop your equipment in a fire-fight, your ammo and grenades always fall the farthest away, and your canteen always lands at your feet.
20. Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.
21. The seriousness of a wound (in a fire-fight) is inversely proportional to the distance to any form of cover
22. Your bivouac for the night is the spot where you got tired of marching that day.
23. If only one solution can be found for a field problem, then it is usually a stupid solution.
24. If the enemy is in range so are you.
25. The cream rises to the top.So does the scum.
26. Never draw fire; it irritates everyone around you.
27. If you are short of everything but the enemy, you are in the combat zone.
28. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
29. Things which must be shipped together as a set, arent.
30. Things that must work together, cant be carried to the field that way.
31. Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support.
32. Anything you do can get you killed, including nothing.
33. Make it too tough for the enemy to get in, and you wont be able to get out.
34. When both sides are convinced theyre about to lose,theyre both right.
35. Weather aint neutral.
36. If you cant remember, the Claymore is pointed towards you.
37. The Cavalry doesnt always come to the rescue.
2. No inspection ready unit has ever passed combat.
3. Smile... Tomorrow will be worse.
4. Everything goes wrong all at once.
5. You never run out of things that can go wrong.
6. Professional soldiers are predictable; the world is full of dangerous amateurs.
7. Military Intelligence is a contradiction.
8. Fortify your front; youll get your rear shot up.
9. If you dont care where you are, you aint lost.
10. The bigger they are, the harder they hit.
11. If an idea can survive a bureaucratic review and be implemented, it wasnt worth doing.
12. In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on.
This person must be fired
13. Army Law
If it moves, salute it
if it doesnt move, pick it up
if you cant pick it up, paint it.
14. Odd objects attract fire - never lurk behind one.
15. The more stupid the leader is, the more important missions he is ordered to carry out.
16. The self-importance of a superior is inversely proportional to his position in the hierarchy (as is his deviousness and mischievousness).
17. There is always a way, and it usually doesnt work.
18. Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the General is watching.
19. Whenever you drop your equipment in a fire-fight, your ammo and grenades always fall the farthest away, and your canteen always lands at your feet.
20. Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.
21. The seriousness of a wound (in a fire-fight) is inversely proportional to the distance to any form of cover
22. Your bivouac for the night is the spot where you got tired of marching that day.
23. If only one solution can be found for a field problem, then it is usually a stupid solution.
24. If the enemy is in range so are you.
25. The cream rises to the top.So does the scum.
26. Never draw fire; it irritates everyone around you.
27. If you are short of everything but the enemy, you are in the combat zone.
28. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
29. Things which must be shipped together as a set, arent.
30. Things that must work together, cant be carried to the field that way.
31. Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support.
32. Anything you do can get you killed, including nothing.
33. Make it too tough for the enemy to get in, and you wont be able to get out.
34. When both sides are convinced theyre about to lose,theyre both right.
35. Weather aint neutral.
36. If you cant remember, the Claymore is pointed towards you.
37. The Cavalry doesnt always come to the rescue.
