Why Beer is Better Than Religion

[darkchild]

Why Beer is Better Than Religion

--No one will kill you for not drinking beer
--Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex
--Beer has never caused a major war
--They don't force beer on minors too young to think for themselves
-- When you have beer you don't feel compelled to knock on people's doors (or their heads) to force people to share it with you
--Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged or tortured over their brand of beer
-- There are laws saying beer labels can't lie to you
-- You can prove beer exists
-- If you're too devoted to beer, there are groups to help you get a real life

 

[darkchild]

"Say, for what were hop-yards meant,
Or why was Burton built on Trent?
Oh many a peer of England brews
Livelier liquor than the Muse,
And malt does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man.
Ale, man, ale's the stuff to drink
For fellows whom it hurts to think:
Look into the pewter pot
To see the world as the world's not.
And faith, 'tis pleasant till 'tis past:
The mischief is that 'twill not last.
Oh I have been to Ludlow fair
And left my necktie God knows where,
And carried half way home, or near,
Pints and quarts of Ludlow beer:
Then the world seemed none so bad,
And I myself a sterling lad;
And down in lovely muck I've lain,
Happy till I woke again.
Then I saw the morning sky:
Heigho, the tale was all a lie;
The world, it was the old world yet,
I was I, my things were wet,
And nothing now remained to do
But begin the game anew."

 

[*香梦沉酣*]

我不懂英文:blowzy:

 

[darkchild]

FT~~

 

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