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Shirin Vevaina says:
Q. Why don′t they have Christmas at Western University?
A. They can′t find a virgin and three wise men.
Q. How do they separate the men from the boys at McMaster University?
A. With a restraining order.
Q. Why is it so windy in Kingston?
A. Because Queen′s blows.
Q. What do you get when you drive quickly through the Laurier campus?
A. An undergraduate degree.
Q. What′s the first thing a York University girl does when she wakes up in the morning?
A. Walks home.
Q. How can you tell if a McMaster University student is a heterosexual?
A. He can outrun his roommate!
Q. What does a U of T student call a Waterloo University student after graduation?
A. Boss.
Q. Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in Guelph?
A. Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away.
Q. Did you hear that the library at Ryerson University burned down?
A. Naturally, the students were very upset....some of the books weren′t colored-in yet.
Q. How do you get a Western University grad off your front porch?
A. Pay him for the pizza.
Q. Who does the Waterloo University Engineering Society fear the most?
A. Immigration.
IF U CAN HOLD A FORK U CAN GO TO YORK
Shirin Vevaina says:
Q. Why don′t they have Christmas at Western University?
A. They can′t find a virgin and three wise men.
Q. How do they separate the men from the boys at McMaster University?
A. With a restraining order.
Q. Why is it so windy in Kingston?
A. Because Queen′s blows.
Q. What do you get when you drive quickly through the Laurier campus?
A. An undergraduate degree.
Q. What′s the first thing a York University girl does when she wakes up in the morning?
A. Walks home.
Q. How can you tell if a McMaster University student is a heterosexual?
A. He can outrun his roommate!
Q. What does a U of T student call a Waterloo University student after graduation?
A. Boss.
Q. Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in Guelph?
A. Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away.
Q. Did you hear that the library at Ryerson University burned down?
A. Naturally, the students were very upset....some of the books weren′t colored-in yet.
Q. How do you get a Western University grad off your front porch?
A. Pay him for the pizza.
Q. Who does the Waterloo University Engineering Society fear the most?
A. Immigration.
IF U CAN HOLD A FORK U CAN GO TO YORK
