Q. How do you make holy water?
A. Boil the hell out of it.
Q. Why was the employee fired from the orange juice factory?
A. He couldn't concentrate.
Did you hear about the resturant on the Moon?
Great food but no Atmosphere.
And my favourite for the day.....
There once was a dog named Tax. I opened the door and income Tax.

A. Boil the hell out of it.
Q. Why was the employee fired from the orange juice factory?
A. He couldn't concentrate.
Did you hear about the resturant on the Moon?
Great food but no Atmosphere.
And my favourite for the day.....
There once was a dog named Tax. I opened the door and income Tax.


