请大家帮我分析这奇怪的感情？本人英俊高大，腰缠万贯，爱好旅游

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最初由 dropinto 发布
why do not you do it?

如假包换的马甲, go to buy 劳动保护鞋
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"why do not you do it?"

I did, I did... I thought I saw a pussy cat. (I love watching "Bugs Bunny and Tweety Show".)...:)

Last time I was being nice to her, she beat me up by kicking my butt. In addition to the factors such as the tendency of violance and her weird logics that I have no idea what she's talking about etc., I also have a feeling that she and my pigs will not get along with each other. It forces me to choose between her and pigs. After weighing all the factors I have to let her go. Believe me it was not an easy decision...:)

"如假包换的马甲, go to buy 劳动保护鞋"

You are a naughty, naughty girl...:)
 
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最初由 yokel 发布

"why do not you do it?"

I did, I did... I thought I saw a pussy cat. (I love watching "Bugs Bunny and Tweety Show".)...:)

Last time I was being nice to her, she beat me up by kicking my butt. In addition to the factors such as the tendency of violance and her weird logics that I have no idea what she's talking about etc., I also have a feeling that she and my pigs will not get along with each other. It forces me to choose between her and pigs. After weighing all the factors I have to let her go. Believe me it was not an easy decision...:)

"如假包换的马甲, go to buy 劳动保护鞋"

You are a naughty, naughty girl...:)
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:bsmile:
 
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最初由 yokel 发布

"why do not you do it?"
Last time I was being nice to her, she beat me up by kicking my butt. In addition to the factors such as the tendency of violance and her weird logics that I have no idea what she's talking about etc., I also have a feeling that she and my pigs will not get along with each other. It forces me to choose between her and pigs. After weighing all the factors I have to let her go. Believe me it was not an easy decision...:)
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已经被人一脚踹过去，还谈什么“Choose""decision"....你还能choose什么，decide 什么？

是脑袋有问题呢？还是要死皮赖脸？？？

yeh.........Only filthy pig farmer will get along with pigs and live on pigs, hahaha....have it your way:D

搞笑。。。。。
 
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最初由 如假包换的马甲 发布
hoho.........
很多人像你这样，被一脚的蹬过去，还乐颠颠的？？？贱呀。。。。。。。
人家不理睬 还要老羞成怒的。。。。。。。。

是不是很多男人像你那么贱的？？？喜欢被人蹬？哈哈
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Geez, it took you so long to have finally figured out I'm the type of people that your type of brain could not understand...:) I wonder what use of those degrees of yours is for? They should have taught you something, right?...:) The bright side of it is at least I can understand people like you very well, except for your trade marked "logics"...:)

Who told you I'm in Canada? Why can't I be in China? Who told you I'm a rich commercial hog farmer? Are you dreaming to marry one of them?...:) Unfortunately, I'm just a poor Chinese farmer who happens to have only several pigs in the back yard.

"不过是不是像杨振宁那把年纪了，我就不知道了"

Let me see if I am too old to remember my age... 过了年，俺该八十八了吧？ That makes me with a similar age as your 爷爷 or 大爷. People with that age in Chinese tradition deserve a bit more respect. Respect from you to others is probably a bit too much to expect. But I don't mind if you call me "yokel 大爷" from now on. If you are older than me, I wouldn't mind at all to call you "大姐" or "大娘". Is that fair enough for you?...:)

"已经被人一脚踹过去，还谈什么“Choose""decision"....你还能choose什么，decide 什么？"

Well, if you don't love someone, does that person still have the right to choose or decide whether or not he/she will continue to or not love you? This world is not spinning all around you. There are other people too, and they also have the right to decide their feelings. There goes another typical trade marked "logic" of yours... 也难怪，估计是气糊涂了...:)
 
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最初由 dropinto 发布
闪
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WATCH OUT!

Looks like she's warming up her legs and aiming at your butt. I guess it's your turn now...:)

Let me tell you, it feels awful after she kicked your butt. That's why I'm always nervous to talk to her. That's why I have to use a big Chinese frying wok to cover my butt for reinforcement before I dare to talk to her. I don't want to see anybody get kicked by her again. Please get a frying wok before talking to her...:)

Geez, this is getting like "forum terrorism". As soon as she opens her mouth, other girls are so scared that they have to "闪" fleeing away as fast as lightning. Maybe we should call her "如假包换的terror" or simply "Terror"...:)
 
最初由 瓶子里的鱼 发布
曾经有段时间 我在CFC比较活跃 后来 不活跃了

如此说来 我之前是恐龙 现在不是了

娃哈哈
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有句话是女大18变
 
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最初由 如假包换的马甲 发布
已经被人一脚踹过去，还谈什么“Choose""decision"....你还能choose什么，decide 什么？

是脑袋有问题呢？还是要死皮赖脸？？？

yeh.........Only filthy pig farmer will get along with pigs and live on pigs, hahaha....have it your way:D

搞笑。。。。。
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"Only filthy pig farmer..."?

Wow... One thing that I like about you is that you never stop surprising me. What you surprised me this time is that you just expanded your cursing/swearing horizon from cursing people to cursing their jobs, their professions and their working conditions. It's amazing to see how fasinating this world can be, and what kind of stuff can come out from some people's mouth...LOL

Yes, what I do, or my job and my working condition are probably a lot dirtier than your profession and your working condition. So you think that makes you a better and superior human being than many of us with similar professions and working conditions? Let me tell you something. "Filthy" hands and clothes can be washed clean easily, but filthy mouth, filthy heart, filthy soul, filthy charactor, filthy personality and someone filthy mentally and psychologically will not be able to wash herself clean so easily...:) Speaking of psychos...:)

It also shows how desperate you are because there's nothing else you can find to curse or swear about me, but you still want to keep cursing/swearing like a clown. I guess next thing you want to curse about me will be the weather. It's sunny here, what do you want to curse that with? It also has a confortable breeze now, what do you want to swear that with?

You are really desperate, pathetic and hopeless...:)
 
It wasn't quarreling or something, it's more of a teasing, at least for me...:)

I was absent to have my ear drum checked at hospital. My ear problem was caused by Mr. temp000 because he laughed too loud...:)
 
当你们吵的不可开交的时候，主角已经和他心爱的女ID旅游去了
 
最初由 yokel 发布
It wasn't quarreling or something, it's more of a teasing, at least for me...:)

I was absent to have my ear drum checked at hospital. My ear problem was caused by Mr. temp000 because he laughed too loud...:)
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您找个安静的地儿躲躲？:D :D :D
 
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