太喜欢 Jay Leno 了！！！

[如假包换的马甲]

I mean his monologues! Crazily humorous, intelligent, satirical and hilarious!!! I laught whole heartily at every of his monolouges!

Who else is a fan of Jay Leno？in case you can't sit in front of your TV every 11:30pm, here are some clips that can make your day!

http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/monologues/

---> latest -> click here to watch

The car and cards, deal and no deal jokes...oh, God!
If you don't laught, it must means:1. you don't understand English 2. You don't know current/past events 2. you don't have a sense of humour

 

[任天翔]

he doesn't write those himself uno

 

[adware]

he is kind of nasty
but still he is a funny guy

 

[如假包换的马甲]

最初由 任天翔 发布
he doesn't write those himself uno

Most likely. how can anyone write all those marvelous jokes all by himself?

 

[任天翔]

最初由 如假包换的马甲 发布


Most likely. how can anyone write all those marvelous jokes all by himself?

How about God

 

[dropinto]

俺就喜欢赵本山

 

[自在随缘]

I like the one when he talked with his cat. haha...

 

[PQPQ]

俺揍4喜欢芙蓉
:blowzy:

 

[PQPQ]

http://news.tom.com/4005/4148/4151/20050623-2244908.html

 

[PQPQ]

出水一芙蓉，绿丛别样红。 暴日雨打风吹后，依然笑其中。 虽是污泥生，玉洁又冰清。 纵使凋零沉入水，水亦香气浓。

 

[如假包换的马甲]

Come one people! how can anyone tops Jay Leno in jokes?

His jokes are very relevant， examples:

Car and cards joke: "There was a sign in the gas station close to my home that says: we take visa card, master cards, express cards.after I fill up my car, they took my Visa card, MC, ExpCard.."
Car and cards谐音，暗喻汽油费太贵

Deal or no deal:"...and al-Zawahiri shows he's keeping up with current events....I have something to say to the U.S president, if he agree to drop sanction agains palestine, I personally to postponing the annihilation of the west, so I ask Mr. Bush, Deal or No deal"

this make use of the phrase in the hot TV Shown“Deal or No Deal" to 讽刺恐怖分子跟Bush
you see the deal and no deal stuff not only can be use in the gambling tv show, but also apply to the very essence of the middle east conflict. it's so Human nature

Jay Leno 的Jokes很有深度，很讽刺，很聪明的。。。

 

[如假包换的马甲]

最初由 PQPQ 发布
出水一芙蓉，绿丛别样红。 暴日雨打风吹后，依然笑其中。 虽是污泥生，玉洁又冰清。 纵使凋零沉入水，水亦香气浓。

啥欣赏水平呀？

 

[无敌小妖精]

hoho

 

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最初由 如假包换的马甲 发布


啥欣赏水平呀？

 

[孤城夜雨]

Jay Leno typical joke:
When the press ask Bush about the soaring oil price
"The oil price has already hit $60 a barrel, what should you do to drop the price, Mr. President?"
"ehn... we will ask them to make the barrels smaller"