太喜欢 Jay Leno 了！！！

[tongyi]

美国广播公司新闻网（ABC News）22日报导说，在白宫新闻会上要忽视王文怡女士是相当困难的。脱口秀节目“今夜”(The Tonight Show)主持人雷诺(Jay Leno)说，“抗议者喊着 ‘停止迫害，停止酷刑’”。雷诺开玩笑说：“布什总统必须质问，你的抗议是针对我们两位总统中的那一位？”

 

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最初由 tongyi 发布

 

[contractor]

最初由 tongyi 发布
美国广播公司新闻网（ABC News）22日报导说，在白宫新闻会上要忽视王文怡女士是相当困难的。脱口秀节目“今夜”(The Tonight Show)主持人雷诺(Jay Leno)说，“抗议者喊着 ‘停止迫害，停止酷刑’”。雷诺开玩笑说：“布什总统必须质问，你的抗议是针对我们两位总统中的那一位？”

按照中国愤青的标准，雷诺是: X独，哈中，中狗，中共党员，美奸，敌对势力，丢了美国人的脸，不配做美国人，SB，......

 

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最初由 tongyi 发布
美国广播公司新闻网（ABC News）22日报导说，在白宫新闻会上要忽视王文怡女士是相当困难的。脱口秀节目“今夜”(The Tonight Show)主持人雷诺(Jay Leno)说，“抗议者喊着 ‘停止迫害，停止酷刑’”。雷诺开玩笑说：“布什问，你的抗议是针对我们两位总统中的那一位？”

one of my favourite joke too...... 这个joke也笑死人

应该把“布什总统必须质问”翻译成“布什总统疑惑的问抗议者，你的抗议是针对我们两位总统中的那一位呀？”

Jay Leno 表演起想象中布什傻傻的疑问的样子是极为搞笑的。。。

 

[contractor]

Jay Leno 多次嘲笑李安和他的<断背山>。

 

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最初由 netwt2 发布


很有哲理啊．．．

you are as stupid as Bush or what? You still pay the same price for the same amount of oil!!!

This joke is about the stupidity of Bush. can't believe you are just the same!

 

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or smartness of Bush in making people pay OR in fooling people?

 

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最初由 任天翔 发布
he doesn't write those himself uno

Of course not, it's no secret either, but not everyone can deliver it with the same effect as he does.

 

[人淡如菊]

Jay Leno's Headlines and Jaywalk are my favourites, I like how his show is fast-paced and no non-sense, not like the way David Letterman fills his show with garbage time, not to mention those super boring Top Tens.

 

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that is why you do not understand political joke

最初由 netwt2 发布

很有哲理啊．．．

there was a young boy and an older man sitting together on a plane after
some time the older man turned to the young boy and said
"why don't we have a discussion to make the trip go faster?"
the boy questioned "what about?"
"maybe something that is always interesting, politics or religion maybe"
replied the older man.
"firstly i have a question for you" said the boy "a rabbit a horse and a cow
all eat the same things yet the horse does medium sized hard dry poos a cow
does big sloppy big wet poos and a rabbit does tiny pellet poos"
the older man replied to this "i cannot fathom that"
the boy then retorted "well if you dont understand sh** then you dont
understand politics or religion" at that the boy turned away from the older
man and wouldn't talk to him for the rest of the plane trip.

 

[yokel]

最初由 contractor 发布
Jay Leno 多次嘲笑李安和他的<断背山>。

Really? It's possible that he makes fun of gays, or even straights if the joke is really good. I'll be a bit surprised to hear he makes fun of the director.

 

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最初由 yokel 发布

Really? It's possible that he makes fun of gays, or even straights if the joke is really good. I'll be a bit surprised to hear he makes fun of the director.

Try not to be over-sensitive, his show is a comedic act, so anything worth gossiping about is a potential joke target. Ang Lee himself is actually too low-key to be a joke target, but his movie Brokeback did stir up quite a bit of controversy. Just because he makes fun of the movie doesn't make him gay-phobic. If anything, it's actually free promotion, I actually first heard of Brokeback on Jay Leno's show when he had guest Steve Martin on and they were poking fun at it. From what I've seen, the top 3 topics that Jay Leno often incorporate in his monologue are probably Bush and his brain, Clinton and his sex scandal, and Michael Jackson and his plastic surgery.

 

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最初由 人淡如菊 发布
Jay Leno's Headlines and Jaywalk are my favourites, I like how his show is fast-paced and no non-sense, not like the way David Letterman fills his show with garbage time, not to mention those super boring Top Tens.

yes, he tops David letterman.

 

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最初由 contractor 发布


按照中国愤青的标准，雷诺是: X独，哈中，中狗，中共党员，美奸，敌对势力，丢了美国人的脸，不配做美国人，SB，......

文化，教育，背景，环境etc不同吗，水平自然就不同。你就看开点吧？

 

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最初由 任天翔 发布


How about God

so you mean he communicate with God? Wow..that's a different level now