排队加声望…规则很简单:互加,结果很可观:同涨
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以前转过一篇，又一篇类似的。。。
那个叫鲁迅的终于从教科书里滚蛋了!
那个叫鲁迅的终于从教科书里滚蛋了!
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近来，由于人民教育出版社在新版语文教材中逐步剔除鲁迅的文章，引来一片争议，赞者有之，阻者有之。而笔者认为，在近年来对鲁迅话题经历了沉默、回避、冷淡的过程后，现在让其滚蛋，已经是时候了。
鲁迅之所以滚蛋，是因为那些曾经被其攻击、痛斥、讥讽、怜悯的人物又一次复活了，鲁迅的存在，让他们感到恐惧、惊慌、卑怯，甚至无地自容。
看看：
孔乙己们复活了。并且以一篇《‘茴’字有四种写法》的论文，晋级为教授、学者、国学大师；也不再提心吊胆地“窃书”了，而是平心静气地在网络上“窃文”了；不仅可以舒坦地“温一碗洒”，而且还能以其博导的诱惑力对“伊”来一把潜规则了，他岂能让鲁迅揭了他前世的底？！
“资本家的乏走狗”们复活了。尽管它们披上了精英、专家的外衣，但依然“看到所有的富人都驯良，看到所有的穷人都狂吠”，他们或装神弄鬼地玩弄数字游戏，鼓吹物价与美国接轨、工资与非洲接轨的必然性与合理性；或干脆作了外国人欺诈中国的“乏走狗”，与其里应外合、巧取豪夺。它们岂容鲁迅再一次把它打入水中？！
赵贵翁、赵七爷、康大叔、红眼阿义、王胡、小D们复活了。有的混入警察队伍，有的当上了联防队员、城管。披上制服兴奋得他们脸上“横肉块块饱绽”，手执“无形的丈八蛇矛”，合理合法地干起了敲诈勒索，逼良为娼的勾当。如果姓夏那小子在牢里不规矩，不用再“给他两个嘴巴”，令其“躲猫猫”足矣。想想，这些下做的勾当儿怎能让鲁迅这种尖刻的小人评说？！
阿Q们复活了。从土古祠搬到了网吧，但其振臂一呼的口号已经不是“老子革命了！”而是“老子民主了！”每天做梦都盼着“白盔白甲”的美国海军陆战队早一天杀过来，在中国建立民主。因为只要美国的“民主”一到，赵七爷家的钱财、吴妈、秀才老婆乃至未庄的所有女人就都是我的了！哼！而鲁迅却偏偏要我做个被世人嘲讽了数十年的冤死鬼，我岂能容你？！
假洋鬼子们复活了。这回干脆入了外籍，成了真洋鬼子。并且人模狗样儿地一窝锋地钻进“爱国大片”的剧组，演起了凛然正气、忧国忧民的仁人志士，让人好生不舒服。此种一边哽咽着颂扬祖国母亲，一边往向征中华文明的青铜大鼎里撒尿的举动，岂不是鲁迅杂文中的绝好素材？！
祥林嫂、华老栓、润土们复活了。他们依然逆来顺受，情绪稳定。因为“这人肉的筵宴现在还排着，有许多人还想一直排下去”，这样，必须要备足了餐料。而那些准备做餐料的人，本来可以闷在铁屋子里，一边听着小沈阳的笑话，一边麻木地死去，岂容鲁迅把他们唤醒，再一次经历烈火焚身的苦痛？！
那些“体格茁壮的看客们”复活了。他们兴致勃勃地围观那些“拳打弱女”、“棒杀老翁”、“少年溺水”、“飞身坠楼”的精彩瞬间，依旧“颈项都伸得很长，仿佛许多鸭，被无形的手捏住了的，向上提着”。哈哈，仅看客一类，被你伤害的人就太多了，因为中国人几乎都愿做看客！
鲁迅之所以滚蛋，是因为当今的社会不需要“投枪和匕首”，而需要赞歌、脂粉、麻药。正如陈丹青先生讲的“假如鲁迅精神指的是怀疑、批评和抗争，那么，这种精神不但丝毫没有被继承，而且被空前成功地铲除了。我不主张继承这种精神，因为谁也继承不了、继承不起，除非你有两条以上性命，或者，除非你是鲁迅同时代的人。最稳妥的办法是取鲁迅精神的反面：沉默、归顺、奴化，以至奴化得珠圆玉润”。
如果鲁迅赶上这个时代，对于“开胸验肺”、“以身试药”、“周公拍虎”、“黑窑奴工”、“处女卖淫”、“官员嫖幼”等一系列奇闻，又会写出多少辛辣犀利、锥骨入髓、令人拍案叫绝的杂文来，想想，真是让人后怕，所幸这个尖酸刻薄的小人已不在人世了。
让我们彻底赶走鲁迅，欢迎“小沈阳”，让人们在开心笑声中忘却现实的不公和苦痛，在笑声中渐渐地麻木、渐渐地变傻......
现在光刺激那些人已经没用了。。。
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弱弱的问一下,声望有啥用啊?
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拉姆斯菲尔德“名言”录 [ZT]
美国前国防部长拉姆斯菲尔德是个鹰派人物，他在伊拉克战争中的作用常遭人诟病。他的功过姑且不论，作为个人，拉姆斯菲尔德有很高的IQ和语言天赋，即使是自视甚高、评价同僚眼光极为苛刻的基辛格，对他的天赋也赞誉有加。 (见基辛格“Years of Renewal"一书)。与他那位拙于言辞的顶头上司小布什不同，拉姆斯菲尔德常说出一些带有哲理的“名言”， 比如：
There are known knowns. There are known unknowns. There are also unknown unknowns. (source: PBS Frontline, "Bush's War")
These are things we know we know. There are things we know we don't know. There are also things we know we don't know we don't know. (source: Bob Woodward, "Plan on Attacks")
Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence. (source: Movie "W.", referring to Iraq's WMD search)
Don't speak ill of your predecessors or successors. You didn't walk in their shoes. (source: The Washington Post)
If you start with a false premise, then, by perfectly logical reasoning, you will arrive at a perfectly illogical conclusion. (source: PBS Frontline, "Bush's War")
If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much. (source: CNN)
以下几条是我的favorite:
Amidst all the clutter, beyond all the obstacles, aside from all the static, are the goals set. Put your head down, do the best job possible, let the flak pass, and work towards those goals. (my most favorite)
Be precise. A lack of precision is dangerous when the margin of error is small. (source: The Washington Post)
If in doubt, don't do it; If still in doubt, do what's right. (source: The Washington Post)
For people who's only tool in their tool box is a hammer, all the problems in the world look like nails. (source: Bob Woodward, "Plan on Attacks")
It is one thing to make mistakes when you are pushing the envelopes. It is quite another thing to make mistakes when you are walking to work. (source: Bob Woodward, "State of Denial")
美国前国防部长拉姆斯菲尔德是个鹰派人物，他在伊拉克战争中的作用常遭人诟病。他的功过姑且不论，作为个人，拉姆斯菲尔德有很高的IQ和语言天赋，即使是自视甚高、评价同僚眼光极为苛刻的基辛格，对他的天赋也赞誉有加。 (见基辛格“Years of Renewal"一书)。与他那位拙于言辞的顶头上司小布什不同，拉姆斯菲尔德常说出一些带有哲理的“名言”， 比如：
There are known knowns. There are known unknowns. There are also unknown unknowns. (source: PBS Frontline, "Bush's War")
These are things we know we know. There are things we know we don't know. There are also things we know we don't know we don't know. (source: Bob Woodward, "Plan on Attacks")
Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence. (source: Movie "W.", referring to Iraq's WMD search)
Don't speak ill of your predecessors or successors. You didn't walk in their shoes. (source: The Washington Post)
If you start with a false premise, then, by perfectly logical reasoning, you will arrive at a perfectly illogical conclusion. (source: PBS Frontline, "Bush's War")
If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much. (source: CNN)
以下几条是我的favorite:
Amidst all the clutter, beyond all the obstacles, aside from all the static, are the goals set. Put your head down, do the best job possible, let the flak pass, and work towards those goals. (my most favorite)
Be precise. A lack of precision is dangerous when the margin of error is small. (source: The Washington Post)
If in doubt, don't do it; If still in doubt, do what's right. (source: The Washington Post)
For people who's only tool in their tool box is a hammer, all the problems in the world look like nails. (source: Bob Woodward, "Plan on Attacks")
It is one thing to make mistakes when you are pushing the envelopes. It is quite another thing to make mistakes when you are walking to work. (source: Bob Woodward, "State of Denial")
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A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see a fortune-teller's tent. Thinking it would be good for a laugh, he went inside and sat down.
"Ah....." said the woman as she gazed into her crystal ball. "I see you are the father of two children."
"That's what you think," said the man scornfully. "I'm the father of THREE children."
The woman grinned and said, "That's what YOU think."
"Ah....." said the woman as she gazed into her crystal ball. "I see you are the father of two children."
"That's what you think," said the man scornfully. "I'm the father of THREE children."
The woman grinned and said, "That's what YOU think."
