我英语牛吧

[炸酱面]

1． we two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁啊

2． how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？

3． you don't bird me,I don't bird you
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

4． you have seed I will give you some color to see
see,brothers！together up ！
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,they
say! if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝

6． you me you me
彼此彼此

7． You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！

8． know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知…

9． WATCH SISTER
表妹

10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse's sons can make hole!!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！

11．American Chinese not enough
美中不足

12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people
die
车祸现场描述


13．heart flower angry open
心花怒放

14．go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过

15．小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!


16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I
have one!
要钱没有，要命一条

17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。

18．you have two down son。
你有两下子。

19．as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远！！！！

20．I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you
face ,I turn my face
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸

 

[桃乐丝]

回去吧，想回来的时候回来看看~

 

[炸酱面]

我最怕老外知道我什么意思.
因为他肯定听懂我用中文损Y的了

 

[邂逅幸福]

people mountain people sea!

 

[炸酱面]

老外早就知道了,好像是个台湾台上播的
PEOPLE MOUNTAIN PEOPLE SEA MEANS A HUGE CROWD.

 

[哭酷]

 

[握水犹凉]

其他都翻的很好, 就是这咸酥花生的fuck对着哪个汉字啊?

 

[HF27149]

THE SEA FUCKS GOODS～逗死我了

 

[cucapila]

long time no see

 

[wiiwii]

不懂 THE THING TUBE OFFICE

 

[Stifler]

good i dear
好我的dear

 

[炸酱面]

你们都是人才
I ILL GIVE U SOME COLOUR TO C C

 

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不是一般的才

 

[卧虎藏龙]

"American Chinese not enough"
haha

 

[炸酱面]

感觉现在这个美中不足已经很流行了