跟笑话学英语

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Hahaha

that is from the real world!

最初由 人淡如菊 发布
How about a real-life one, I'm not sure where it originated from.

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is White, the best golfer is Black, the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, France is accusing the US of arrogance and Germany doesn't want to go to war."
 
The Phone Call

A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
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[注释]
speak frantically 粗暴地说
contraction 宫缩
query 询问
 
There is nothing funny about the end, it killed all the fun.
US IS extremely arrogant and since the defeat in WWII, Germany has been a model citizen in peace-keeping. :o


最初由 孺子牛 发布
Hahaha

that is from the real world!

 
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