女人的语言
・ Yes = No
・ No = Yes
・ Maybe = No
・ We need = I want
・ I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
・ We need to talk = I need to complain
・ Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to
・ Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
・ Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
・ I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
・ Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead
・ You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
・ Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
・ You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
・ Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
・ It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
・ You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about??
・ I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
・ How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not
going to like
・ Yes = No
・ No = Yes
・ Maybe = No
・ We need = I want
・ I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
・ We need to talk = I need to complain
・ Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to
・ Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
・ Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
・ I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
・ Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead
・ You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
・ Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
・ You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
・ Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
・ It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
・ You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about??
・ I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
・ How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not
going to like
