讲笑话盖房子加声望
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- 2011-01-16
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阿波本来就胖，最近更胖了，可他自我感觉很好。
有１次碰到老同学小丁就兴奋地说：最近我的回头率很高啊！！！
小丁没好气瞪着眼睛说：是吗，那是１眼看不完，美得你。。
有１次碰到老同学小丁就兴奋地说：最近我的回头率很高啊！！！
小丁没好气瞪着眼睛说：是吗，那是１眼看不完，美得你。。
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再来１个
和恋人讲道理，是不想谈了；
和老婆讲道理，是不想过了；
和同事讲道理，是不想混了；
和上级讲道理，是不想干了；
和老板讲道理，是不想升了；
和朋友讲道理，是不想交了；
和老师讲道理，是不想学了；
和社会讲道理，是不想呆了；
和权力讲道理，是不想活了
和恋人讲道理，是不想谈了；
和老婆讲道理，是不想过了；
和同事讲道理，是不想混了；
和上级讲道理，是不想干了；
和老板讲道理，是不想升了；
和朋友讲道理，是不想交了；
和老师讲道理，是不想学了；
和社会讲道理，是不想呆了；
和权力讲道理，是不想活了
A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth!
Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years. Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"
(You'll love this)
God replied:
"Sorry, I didn't recognize you!"
Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth!
Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years. Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"
(You'll love this)
God replied:
"Sorry, I didn't recognize you!"
