情人节的铃声（小小小说水水水楼）

[出 手]

出手来。。。姐刚给你赶制了一条超短裙。。。

哪里是超短裙，分明是没有顶的帽子．

 

[闲哥]

出手来。。。姐刚给你赶制了一条超短裙。。。

＂呀，织得好平啊，跟买的似的！＂
＂呦，这个花样好复杂啊！织起来肯定很费事吧＂
＂这里好几个颜色怎么织的？＂
＂这毛线手感真好，什么线啊？＂

 

[cloudy2011]

上大学那会儿都流行给男朋友织围巾，我们宿舍的姐妹儿也被传染了，怕织不好，就拿我做实验，那一个礼拜我得到了7条围巾，我还记得有一条围巾我在脖子上绕了三圈，还能过膝盖呢

你没给谁也织个啥?

 

[出 手]

＂呀，织得好平啊，跟买的似的！＂
＂呦，这个花样好复杂啊！织起来肯定很费事吧＂
＂这里好几个颜色怎么织的？＂
＂这毛线手感真好，什么线啊？＂

 

[出 手]

原创谜语一则：

人吃得非常非常非常饱的的时候，身体的自然体位是：

Ａ．左倾
Ｂ．右倾
Ｃ．前倾
Ｄ．后倾

 

[出 手]

晚上公布答案

 

[普拉达]

Resimay


To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..

I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person,
Pepole really seam to respond
to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

I no my spelling is not to good but fi nd that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

BRYAN

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pikchure of me.


Employer's response:

Dear Bryan ,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check.

See you Monday.

 

[闲哥]

原创谜语一则：

人吃得非常非常非常饱的的时候，身体的自然体位是：

Ａ．左倾
Ｂ．右倾
Ｃ．前倾
Ｄ．后倾

这好象不叫'谜语'吧? 应该叫脑筋急转弯.

我选D, 后倾躺位.

 

[八卦村]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrqAkWMqpCE[/media]



The Italian Man That Went To Malta

One day Ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina Morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand . I wanna two piss onna my plate. She say you better not piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch.

Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch.

So I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. I call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the man and he call me sonna ma bitch.

I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you". I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy.

 

[miaomiao2012]

你没给谁也织个啥?

没，我比较笨，从小我对女孩子擅长的东西就都不会，我小学手工课的围巾还是我妈给织的呢，我妈看不下去了，说那捆线让我织下去，成不了围巾，顶多能成个杯垫什么的

 

[The Devil Wears Prada]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrqAkWMqpCE[/media]



The Italian Man That Went To Malta

One day Ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina Morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand . I wanna two piss onna my plate. She say you better not piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch.

Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch.

So I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. I call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the man and he call me sonna ma bitch.

I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you". I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy.

妈呀。。。眼泪都笑出来啦。。。

 

[八卦村]

妈呀。。。眼泪都笑出来啦。。。

本来有好多意大利口音的幽默视频，一不小心把顶级的先拿出来啦。:blowzy:

 

[出 手]

本来有好多意大利口音的幽默视频，一不小心把顶级的先拿出来啦。:blowzy:

"sonna ma bitch" 原意应该是什么啊？

 

[出 手]

哦，才看到还有视频．

 

[出 手]

这好象不叫'谜语'吧? 应该叫脑筋急转弯.

我选D, 后倾躺位.

对，叫急转弯．答案是Ａ：左倾．　因为胃在左边，装东西太多的时候，把身体拉向左侧．