情人节的铃声（小小小说水水水楼）

[北大校长]

你哥不回来,我帮你,经验显示,只要我一开口骂他,他就出来了

It seems that you have very high human gas. Please help me broadcasting the news to your friends who are interesting to turtle back.

Thank you very much.

 

[Chin Chin]

你哥不回来,我帮你,经验显示,只要我一开口骂他,他就出来了

用你的吳侬軟語？？？别，那我哥就真怕了~~~:blowzy:

 

[山阳手]

如果有一天俺不来了。。。一定是难过死了

冒个泡，马上要下线吃饭。 普，你咋拉？

 

[graceliuzhang]

来啦来啦。。。不对呀。。。他荷包不鼓呀。。。俺还是坐等俺手哥给俺钱。。。俺就知道这辈子不会受穷啦。。。再想想7月份。。。天天有进账啊。。。俺雇相好滴给俺数钱

知俺者相好滴也，就知道俺爱数钱

 

[山阳手]

难过死了。。。

为啥？

 

[graceliuzhang]

No No. Peking University does not have the budget to broadcast in non-mainstream media such as in this forum. So they asked me to dive in here since a few months ago. I have to crawl over the wall and use my spare time to broadcast the exciting news at PKU. Since I understand that I am not allowed to post separate topics for advertising, I secretly broadcast by following other people's discussion.

Please forgive me if this is not comfortable to you. If you are from PKU and consider turtle back, please send me a secret message.

您老连广告费都省，TURTLE BAKE 喝西北风啊

 

[Chin Chin]

如果有一天俺不来了。。。一定是难过死了

别不来，来了就不會再難過了。
干活干得頭暈脑脹時，我就喜歡跳進這水樓裡浸浸水。

 

[graceliuzhang]

难过死了。。。

奏是，为啥？告诉俺，三剑客立马披挂起来！

 

[graceliuzhang]

如果有一天我突然不来了，那一定是笑死了，大家不要难过。

俺想想要不要难过啊，总觉得绕不过笨笨。。。俺是真笨:blowzy:

 

[wiiwii]

It seems that you have very high human gas. Please help me broadcasting the news to your friends who are interesting to turtle back.

Thank you very much.

YEAH, MY GAS IS PRETTY HIGH, ACTUALLY TOP 10 OF THIS WEBSITE

 

[wiiwii]

不知道为啥。。。就打哪天你说要走。。。俺。。。俺。。。也不活啦

那你们两个就一起去,有啥东西留下的都交给我

 

[wiiwii]

如果有一天我突然不来了，那一定是笑死了，大家不要难过。

我把你打一顿,打哭了,你就活过来了

 

[wiiwii]

别不来，来了就不會再難過了。
干活干得頭暈脑脹時，我就喜歡跳進這水樓裡浸浸水。

是头往下跳的呀?忘了提醒你,其实水不深,下面全是烂泥:blowzy:

 

[wiiwii]

别不来，来了就不會再難過了。
干活干得頭暈脑脹時，我就喜歡跳進這水樓裡浸浸水。

BTW你看看他/她们们两个的样子,我好不容易培养起来写作文的感情,都变HUMAN GAS了,我情以何堪啊?:blowzy::flaming::flaming::flaming::flaming:

 

[Chin Chin]

是头往下跳的呀?忘了提醒你,其实水不深,下面全是烂泥:blowzy:

放心，埋了也種不出两個青青~~~:blowzy: