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情人节的铃声（小小小说水水水楼）
- 主题发起人 The Devil Wears Prada
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盼哥早上好！
转贴个笑话：
经典笑话：男女约会的十个尴尬场面
尴尬一
经过漫长的等待，终于下雨了！虽然不大，他还是拿了一把小伞等在她下班的路上。“你没带伞？我送你回家吧！”“不要紧的，雨不大，我自己走好了。伞又这么小，你自己打吧！”
尴尬二
请客吃饭，当然她也在。酒足饭饱，他喊了一声：这顿我请了！主动跑到总台去付帐，回来的时候后面跟了个小姐。因为钱不够。
尴尬三
第一次见面，走了好久了。他说：“我饿了，你呢？”
“有一点。”
“该吃饭了，你回家去吧。”
“今天我家没人，我在外面吃好了。”
“哦，我知道有一家面还不错，我们一起去吧？”
然后一起走了两站路多一点，来到一家大排挡。
“老板，来两碗三鲜面。素三鲜。我不要鸡蛋，你呢？也不要吧？老板，两碗都不要加鸡蛋。”
“我有事，先走了。”
“嗳，不是说一起吃饭的么？怎么就走呀？我送你……等等，老板，只要一碗就好了！”
尴尬四
她经常从他那里借书，书里也经常会夹着些小纸条。但有一次，她无意间拿错书了，发现里面有很多的纸条。当然不是给她的。
尴尬五
终于等到她上夜班了。他打电话过去。
“喂，是你呀？有什么事啊？”
“嘿嘿,没啥事……”
“哦，我还有点事。以后没事就别打电话来了。”
“ 嘟——嘟 ——…………”
尴尬六
车上人很多，他本来在里面，不怎么挤。但是突然发现门口上来一位靓女！于是费尽心思向车门口挤。终于挤到她身边了，还没来得及仔细瞧，她终于忍不住了，吐了他一身，然后说了句对不起就下车了。
尴尬七
天赐良机：下雨，她又没带伞。于是他自告奋勇骑车送她回家，她坐在后座上为他打伞。多浪漫！没走几步，一起跌到水坑里。于是她打车先走了，他自己扛着车子回家。
尴尬八
他换了一身新衣服，在楼下等她。为了给她一个“惊喜”，他决定从树后跳出来吓她一下。谁知跳出来的时候正巧踩在西瓜皮上，自己坐在水坑里不说，还溅了她一身的泥点。
尴尬九
他应邀到朋友家去玩，发现很多他送给自己女友的礼物。强压怒火一问，朋友都自豪地说是女友送的。
尴尬十
觉得关系很不错了，她就问：“当初你怎么想起来给我写纸条的？”
“我给班上每个女生都写了，只有你有回音。”
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是够 吓人的。14死50伤。在电影院大开杀戒。
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Fourteen Dead in Shooting at Batman Movie Premiere in Colorado
CFRA, CNN
Friday, July 20, 2012
Fourteen people have been killed and as many as 50 injured in a shooting early this morning at a movie theater in Aurora, Colorado, according to the local police chief.
Reports are that a gunman opened fire during the midnight screening of the movie "The Dark Knight Rises." Witnesses say the man was picking victims at random as he walked up the steps of the movie theatre away from the screen after letting off a smoke bomb, starting the attack.
All of the victims suffered gunshot wounds, which ranged from minor to critical, according to a spokeswoman at the University of Colorado Hospital.
Some of the victims are also being decontaminated after a smoke bomb or tear gas canister was released in the attack.
Police were responding to a "shooting incident" at the theater, a dispatcher told CNN. The dispatcher did not provide any additional details.
Police spokesperson Frank Fania says the headquarters is about two blocks from the theatre and police were half an hour from a shift change so there were extra officers on hand.
He says officers arrived along with paramedics and emergency crews and with limited ambulance space some of the officers were carrying victims into their patrol cars to drive them to hospital themselves.
"We saw people running around and screaming," a man, who was not identified, told KUSA.
He said there was confusion in the theatre when the shooting began because many believed the sound of gunfire was coming from the movie next door.
More details as they become available on 580 CFRA.
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这位杀手挑了一部好电影啊，正准备去看这部呢。是够 吓人的。14死50伤。在电影院大开杀戒。
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Fourteen Dead in Shooting at Batman Movie Premiere in Colorado
CFRA, CNN
Friday, July 20, 2012
Fourteen people have been killed and as many as 50 injured in a shooting early this morning at a movie theater in Aurora, Colorado, according to the local police chief.
Reports are that a gunman opened fire during the midnight screening of the movie "The Dark Knight Rises."
