情人节的铃声（小小小说水水水楼）

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哈哈，不行了，笑死了，分享下，刚在看IPHONE的性能啥的，结果就点这点着，点到一个页面，说用IPHONE最经常出现的意外，调查结果是溺水。。。。而且不是一般的水。。。。最常见IPHONE问题是，掉马桶了。。。哈哈，晕过去，可见大家依赖性多强，上个厕所也离不开

还好笑的是一个网页教大家手机溺水怎么办。。。首先要甩，用力甩，尽量把里面的水甩出来。。。。结果一个牛人回复说，刚甩了，太用力了，把手机甩飞了，现在屏幕摔烂了。。。

太逗了，我有时会把书掉马桶里。。。胳膊夹着书，一按马桶把书，书扑通掉进去了。
以后图书馆看见书上有水痕的。。。都是怀疑对象

 

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太逗了，我有时会把书掉马桶里。。。胳膊夹着书，一按马桶把书，书扑通掉进去了。
以后图书馆看见书上有水痕的。。。都是怀疑对象

哈哈，你这个也蛮搞的。我以后借书的话，有水渍的不借了，太恶了。。。哈哈

 

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刚翻前一段照的照片，猛滴发现照片里一只眼睛看着你，吓一跳，诡异啊浏览附件376285

这只眼也太神了。。。真是鬼斧神工啊。

 

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哈哈，你这个也蛮搞的。我以后借书的话，有水渍的不借了，太恶了。。。哈哈

还把书掉进浴缸过，泡着泡着澡，睡着了，手里的书成水上的船了。

 

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这只眼也太神了。。。真是鬼斧神工啊。

拥抱，有没有跟踪那个杀死中国人事件？我没跟，现在道歉成啥样了？知道不

 

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还把书掉进浴缸过，泡着泡着澡，睡着了，手里的书成水上的船了。

我泡澡的时候觉得读书特累呀，要举高，不然容易湿，还得很小心，最后手臂很酸，我还想应该发明个架子！

 

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我泡澡的时候觉得读书特累呀，要举高，不然容易湿，还得很小心，最后手臂很酸，我还想应该发明个架子！

还应该发明个架子放laptop或者ipad，不然举着ipad时间长了也受不了

 

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拥抱，有没有跟踪那个杀死中国人事件？我没跟，现在道歉成啥样了？知道不

第二次道歉我觉得还可以，你还能怎么要求呢。
我看见坦克发的QQH了，我跟坦克说，我觉得可以接受那个道歉。

我觉得那个主持人也不是坏人，当时可能没反应那么快，事后也道歉了。人犯个错误说句错话，道歉了也不行，就要非把人fire掉，也不是特别合理。

 

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第二次道歉我觉得还可以，你还能怎么要求呢。
我看见坦克发的QQH了，我跟坦克说，我觉得可以接受那个道歉。

我觉得那个主持人也不是坏人，当时可能没反应那么快，事后也道歉了。人犯个错误说句错话，道歉了也不行，就要非把人fire掉，也不是特别合理。

我也收到QQH了，没看道歉内容，所以也不知道到什么程度了，我觉得开始有反应是对的，但现在啥情况，不了解跟不上了

 

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困了，睡觉，拥抱晚安，做个好梦！

 

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困了，睡觉，拥抱晚安，做个好梦！

精灵晚安

 

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精灵晚安

晚安

 

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我也收到QQH了，没看道歉内容，所以也不知道到什么程度了，我觉得开始有反应是对的，但现在啥情况，不了解跟不上了

第二次道歉的原文：
"I do want to apologize to all of you if I upset you, I am very very sorry, we should not have put it on the air, we did not mean to upset you," Kimmel told protesters.

"I thought that everyone would it as a joke, I feel bad that you didn't take it as a joke. I don't know what you go through personally, but I am sure there are many challenges and I just want to say I came out here to talk to you personally, person to person, and we had a good conversation inside, and I just want to say we won't be showing the Kid's Table segment any more, we are not gonna ever do that again. And I am very sorry that I bothered you or upset any of you."

 

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开门啦，早睡早起做乖宝宝啊

 

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第二次道歉的原文：
"I do want to apologize to all of you if I upset you, I am very very sorry, we should not have put it on the air, we did not mean to upset you," Kimmel told protesters.

"I thought that everyone would it as a joke, I feel bad that you didn't take it as a joke. I don't know what you go through personally, but I am sure there are many challenges and I just want to say I came out here to talk to you personally, person to person, and we had a good conversation inside, and I just want to say we won't be showing the Kid's Table segment any more, we are not gonna ever do that again. And I am very sorry that I bothered you or upset any of you."

这家伙也够倒霉的，以后看见中国人估计也胆战心惊得。给他们点教训是应该得，谁让他们乱说话。不过歉也道了，看上面新闻为啥还在闹呢