情人节的铃声（小小小说水水水楼）

[曼珠沙华]

你缺钱啊？说话啊：）

偶说话了。

 

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偶说话了。

10块送到：）

 

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等你家菜园子长齐整了，我就开口

尽提俺伤心事，俺那可怜滴菜园子居然还有人惦记

 

[精灵精灵]

你缺钱啊？说话啊：）

我我

 

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我我

相好滴，你咋滴啦？

 

[精灵精灵]

相好滴，你咋滴啦？

钱钱

急得我拄着双拐赶忙跑来，上气不接下气

 

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钱钱

急得我拄着双拐赶忙跑来，上气不接下气

啊？在哪，钱在哪儿啊？谁都不许动，钱是俺滴！

 

[2014]

拥抱哥， 第一夫人又回来了， 你看看是当年那个人吗？

http://bbs.comefromchina.com/threads/1365066/

 

[rosehip]

钱钱

急得我拄着双拐赶忙跑来，上气不接下气

还得偶在前面吆喝：都闪开都闪开，都给偶夫让路。。。。。。。

 

[让我拥抱你]

拥抱哥， 第一夫人又回来了， 你看看是当年那个人吗？

http://bbs.comefromchina.com/threads/1365066/

看过去的帖子，可不就是吗，消失了好几年了。

 

[rosehip]

原来醉酒的人是这么好FOOL的。
3 DRUNK GUYS ENTERED A TAXI, THE TAXI DRIVER KNEW THAT THEY WERE DRUNK SO HE STARTED THE ENGINE AND TURNED IT OFF AGAIN, HE TOLD THEM "WE HAVE REACHED."
THE 1ST GUY GAVE HIM MONEY AND 2ND GUY SAID:"THANK YOU. " THE 3RDGUY GAVE THE DRIVER A SLAP.
THE DRIVER WAS SHOCKED , THINKING THE 3RD DRUNK KNEW WHAT HE DID. BUT HE ASKED" WHATS THAT FOR?". THE 3RD GUY REPLIED :" CONTROL YOUR SPEED NEXT TIME, YOU NEARLY KILLED US!"...........

 

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亲们早！

 

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对坚持给俺每天送钱滴各位大善人，表示衷心感谢啊！

 

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原来醉酒的人是这么好FOOL的。
3 DRUNK GUYS ENTERED A TAXI, THE TAXI DRIVER KNEW THAT THEY WERE DRUNK SO HE STARTED THE ENGINE AND TURNED IT OFF AGAIN, HE TOLD THEM "WE HAVE REACHED."
THE 1ST GUY GAVE HIM MONEY AND 2ND GUY SAID:"THANK YOU. " THE 3RDGUY GAVE THE DRIVER A SLAP.
THE DRIVER WAS SHOCKED , THINKING THE 3RD DRUNK KNEW WHAT HE DID. BUT HE ASKED" WHATS THAT FOR?". THE 3RD GUY REPLIED :" CONTROL YOUR SPEED NEXT TIME, YOU NEARLY KILLED US!"...........

没真正喝醉过，对那些酒后断篇滴，还有不知道自己都干啥了滴行为，表示不解，有现身说法滴没？

 

[让我拥抱你]

各位早上好！
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