德国司机真伟大！

[fyi]

渥太华华人发来贺电！

新华东校篮球俱乐部电贺小牛！

 

[viper99]

砍屯好日子俱乐部发来贺电

 

[布鲁斯南]

If you ask Lebron James for a dollar, he'll only give you 75 cents, because he
never gives you the fourth quarter。

 

[Buckwheattobe]

If you ask Lebron James for a dollar, he'll only give you 75 cents, because he
never gives you the fourth quarter。

 

[viper99]

If you ask Lebron James for a dollar, he'll only give you 75 cents, because he
never gives you the fourth quarter。

 

[杨戬]

If you ask Lebron James for a dollar, he'll only give you 75 cents, because he
never gives you the fourth quarter。

 

[ottawa_it_blue_collar]

If you ask Lebron James for a dollar, he'll only give you 75 cents, because he
never gives you the fourth quarter。

should be "If you ask Lebron James for a dollar, he'll only give you 25 cents, because he only gives you the first quarter"
:blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::blink:

 

[Buckwheattobe]

Q: Why didn't LeBron go to college after HS?

A: Because he knew he would never show up in the finals.

 

[布鲁斯南]

Here are some more mocking jokes for LBJ (from wenxuecity):

1. There's a new definition of the word "pointless."
LeBron James in the fourth quarter.

2. Why didn't LeBron go to college?
He knew he'd fail the finals.

3. Maybe LeBron should try hockey. The NHL only has three periods.

4. The haters woke up today with their same lives, just as LeBron woke up today with the same number of championships they have.

5. What is the difference between LeBron James and a dollar?
A dollar gives you four quarters.

6. Did you hear about the new LeBron battle flag?
In recognition of his efforts in the playoffs, it's solid white.

7. LeBron James?
Hmmm, that name doesn't have a ring to it.

8. Apple is coming out with a LeBron James iPhone. It only vibrates because it has no rings.

9. I haven't seen someone choke as badly as LeBron since Homer got his hands on Bart.

10. Tomorrow is LeBron James day, everyone gets to leave work 12 minutes early.

 

[erqiu]

年轻的lbj，这些都是你的弱点，提高投篮和心理，让他们说去吧