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I Cannot Bear a Panderer !
Ed Bebee
A panda bear walks into a café and orders a sandwich and a drink.
After the bear finishes eating, the waiter comes over to bring him the check. When the waiter arrives at the table, he starts to ask,
“ Would you like any dessert …..?” as the panda stands up, reaches into his fur, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead.
The bear puts the gun away, wipes off his chin with his napkin, leaves a small tip and starts to walk away.
Just as he reaches the front door, the manager grabs him.
“Wait a minute!”, he yells. “You just killed my best waiter! Besides that, you didn’t even pay for your sandwich !”
The panda grabs the manager by the throat, lifts him up, shakes him violently, throws him on the floor, and growls,
“Hey, man ! I’m a PANDA ! Do you know what that means ? Why don’t you look it up ! “
The panda walks out the door and ambles off down the street.
The manager, distraught from this experience, returns to his office and consults a dictionary. He reads:
“ PANDA: a large mammal of the Asian mountain forests. Related to raccoons and true bears. Characterized by bold black and white markings. Eats shoots and leaves.”
Ed Bebee
A panda bear walks into a café and orders a sandwich and a drink.
After the bear finishes eating, the waiter comes over to bring him the check. When the waiter arrives at the table, he starts to ask,
“ Would you like any dessert …..?” as the panda stands up, reaches into his fur, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead.
The bear puts the gun away, wipes off his chin with his napkin, leaves a small tip and starts to walk away.
Just as he reaches the front door, the manager grabs him.
“Wait a minute!”, he yells. “You just killed my best waiter! Besides that, you didn’t even pay for your sandwich !”
The panda grabs the manager by the throat, lifts him up, shakes him violently, throws him on the floor, and growls,
“Hey, man ! I’m a PANDA ! Do you know what that means ? Why don’t you look it up ! “
The panda walks out the door and ambles off down the street.
The manager, distraught from this experience, returns to his office and consults a dictionary. He reads:
“ PANDA: a large mammal of the Asian mountain forests. Related to raccoons and true bears. Characterized by bold black and white markings. Eats shoots and leaves.”
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