超级搞笑哦~~~~男女的不同~

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Women'z english
yes=no
no=yes
maybe=no
we need=iwant
i'm sorrie=you will b sorrie
we need 2 talk=i need 2 complain
sure, go ahead= no i don't want u 2
is my butt fat?=tell me m beautiful
do wut u want = u will pay 4 this lata
i'm not upset= of coz m upset, u moron
r u listening 2 me? = 2 late u r dead!
u have 2 learn communicate=just agree with me
do u lub me?=m goin 2 ask 4 sure expensive
it's ur decision = it's my decision
i'll b ready in a minute = just relax and wash some ball game


Men'z english
i'm hungry=i'm hungry
i'm sleeyp=i'm sleepy
i'm tired = i'm tired
i lub u=letz have sex now
i'm bored=do u want 2 have sex?
wut'z wrong?=i guess sex is out of the question
may i have this dance? = i'd like 2 have sex with u
can i call u sometimez?= i'd like 2 have sex with u
do u want 2 go see a movie? =i'd like 2 have sex with u
can i take u out 2 dinner? =i'd like 2 have sex with u
will u marry me? = i want it 2 b illegal 4 u 2 have sex with other ppl
you look tense, let me give u a massage= i'd like 2 have sex with u within 10min
let's talk=i trying 2 make me look deep then have sex with u
i don't think ur dress is nice= i'm gay