环球小姐评选时评委问的最后一题

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>> > > Subject: 环球小姐评选时评委问的最后一题
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>> > > > > 环球小姐评选时评委问的最后一题，有点意思
>> > > > > Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your
>> > > > > country?
>> > > > > > 问：美国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
>> > > > > > Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like
>> > > > > gentlemen.
>> > > > > > 美国小姐：美国的男性器官象绅士。
>> > > > > > Question: How can you say so?
>> > > > > > 问：为什么呢？
>> > > > > > Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........
>> > > > > > 美国小姐：因为只要一看到女士，他们就会起立……
>> > > > > > (Applause! Applause!)
>> > > > > > (鼓掌、鼓掌)
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>> > > > > > Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your
>> > > > > > country?
>> > > > > > 问：西班牙小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
>> > > > > > Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own
>> Bullfight
>> > or
>> > > > > Toro(Bull)
>> > > > > > 西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。
>> > > > > > Question: How can you say so?
>> > > > > > 问：为什么呢？
>> > > > > > Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
>> > > > > > 西班牙小姐：因为只要看到有洞就会出击。
>> > > > > > Applause! Applause!)
>> > > > > > (鼓掌、鼓掌)
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>> > > > > > Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in
>> > > > > > your
>> > > > > country?
>> > > > > > 问：菲律宾小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
>> > > > > > Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country
>> > > > > > are like
>> > > > > gossip or rumors.
>> > > > > > 菲律宾小姐：菲律宾的男性器官象流言。
>> > > > > > Question: How can you say so?
>> > > > > > 问：为什么呢？
>> > > > > > Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
>> > > > > > 菲律宾小姐：因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。
>> > > > > > (Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
>> > > > > > (鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌)
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>> > > > > > Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your
>> > > > > > Country?
>> > > > > > 问：伊朗小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
>> > > > > > Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
>> > > > > > 伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官象贼。
>> > > > > > Question: How can you say so?
>> > > > > > 问：为什么呢？
>> > > > > > Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
>> > > > > > 伊朗小姐：因为他们总爱走后门。
>> > > > > > (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! > Applause!)
>> > > > > > (鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)
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>> > > > > > Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your
>> > > > > > country?
>> > > > > > 问：印度小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
>> > > > > > Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like
>> > labourers.
>> > > > > > 印度小姐：印度的男性器官象劳力。
>> > > > > > Question: How can you say so?
>> > > > > > 问：为什么呢？
>> > > > > > Ms India: Because it works day and night......
>> > > > > > 印度小姐：因为日夜劳“做”。
>> > > > > > (Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
>> > Applause!)
>> > > > > > (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)
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>> > > > > > Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a
>> > > > > > male organ in your country?
>> > > > > > 问：马来西亚小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
>> > > > > > Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are
>> > > > > > like Proton
>> > > > > car.
>> > > > > > 马来西亚小姐：马来西亚的男性器官象Proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。
>> > > > > > Question: How can you say so?
>> > > > > > 问：为什么呢？
>> > > > > > Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
>> > > > > > 马来西亚小姐：看起来很硬(造型类似HONDA)其实很软(一撞就变形)。
>> > > > > > (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
>> > > > > > (鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)
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>> > > > > > Question: Ms China,how do you describe a male organ in your
>> > > > > > country?
>> > > > > > 问：中国小姐卓灵，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
>> > > > > > Ms China: Well, I can say that male organ In China is very Kiasu
>> > > > > > (Afraid to lose).
>> > > > > > 中国小姐卓灵：中国的男性器官很怕输。
>> > > > > > Question: How can you say so?
>> > > > > > 问：为什么呢？
>> > > > > > Ms China: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes
>> > before the
>> > > > > show is over.
>> > > > > > 卓灵小姐：总是冲进场，提前15分钟出场。
>> > > > > > Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
>> > > > > > Applause!
>> > > > > > (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)
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