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美国密西根州底特律一名有钱的男子艾伦(AlanMarkovitz)刻意在前妻的隔壁买下一栋房子，跟她作邻居。为了一泄怨气，艾伦在后阳台设了一尊比中指的铜像(见下图，取自Twitter)，正对着前妻的房子。
只是白天展示似乎不足以宣泄艾伦的怨气，他安装了一盏照明灯，只要入夜就会照亮铜像，全年无休地要让前妻在黑夜中也能把这个中指看得一清二楚。
前妻的女儿兰卡(LenkaTuohy)对这件事感到哭笑不得，在推特上留言：「艾伦与蒂芬妮(Tiffany，艾伦带着一起住的女儿)是很棒的邻居，但….呃….那是什么鬼阿！XDDD」不过多少也有些怨言：「我在我妈的浴室时得面对着那玩意，害我无法尽情享受洗澡的好时光。」
根据底特律运动记者摩斯(Jeff Moss)的情报，艾伦是当地拥有3间脱衣舞俱乐部的大亨，同时也身兼业余作家。《DeadlineDetroit》报导，艾伦与斯洛伐克籍的前妻在朋友的生日派对上认识。因前妻与他的友人偷情愤而离婚。
Rich Man Buys House Next to Ex-Wife, Erects Giant Middle Finger Outside
A Michigan man has reportedly gone to Internet-ready lengths in order to troll his ex-wife with a daily reminder of his feelings towards her.
According to a person claiming to be the ex-wife's daughter, the crazy-wealthy Bloomfield Hills man, identified only as "Alan," allegedly purchased the house next door to his ex, and proceeded to move in with his daughter Tiffany.
He then went a step further and purchased an expensive bronze statue of a middle finger, which he placed on the back porch and aimed at his ex-wife's house.
As if that weren't quite enough passive aggression, Alan ensured the statue was visible 24/7 by shining a spotlight on it after dark.
"Alan and Tiffany are the best neighbors," tweeted Lenka Tuohy, "but ew who does that lololol."
Apparently the statue has had the unintended effect of pissing Tuohy off as well.
"ts hard for me to enjoy my baths now because my fav tub is in my moms bathroom which faces out towards tif and alans house," she wrote, adding a frowny-face emoticon.
When a friend pointed out that Alan's gesture was making him "look like an idiot," Tuohy concurred: "Like lol someone's not over my momma!"
Alan and Tiffany are the best neighbors ❤❤❤ but ew who does that lololol #psycho pic.twitter.com/ffE7rjYRfD
— Lenka (@LenkaTuohy) November 11, 2013
Update 6:45 p.m.: Detroit sports writer Jeff Moss has identified the owner of the house above as Alan Markovitz, a local legend who owns three Detroit strip clubs and authored a book entitled Topless Prophet: The True Story of America's Most Successful Gentleman's Club Entrepreneur (which is in the process of being turned into a TV series for Cinemax).
A previous version of this article referred to the person identified as Tiffany as Markovitz's "girlfriend," but according to Deadline Detroit, she is his daughter from a previous relationship.
Here is the relevant paragraph:
美国密西根州底特律一名有钱的男子艾伦(AlanMarkovitz)刻意在前妻的隔壁买下一栋房子，跟她作邻居。为了一泄怨气，艾伦在后阳台设了一尊比中指的铜像(见下图，取自Twitter)，正对着前妻的房子。
只是白天展示似乎不足以宣泄艾伦的怨气，他安装了一盏照明灯，只要入夜就会照亮铜像，全年无休地要让前妻在黑夜中也能把这个中指看得一清二楚。
前妻的女儿兰卡(LenkaTuohy)对这件事感到哭笑不得，在推特上留言：「艾伦与蒂芬妮(Tiffany，艾伦带着一起住的女儿)是很棒的邻居，但….呃….那是什么鬼阿！XDDD」不过多少也有些怨言：「我在我妈的浴室时得面对着那玩意，害我无法尽情享受洗澡的好时光。」
根据底特律运动记者摩斯(Jeff Moss)的情报，艾伦是当地拥有3间脱衣舞俱乐部的大亨，同时也身兼业余作家。《DeadlineDetroit》报导，艾伦与斯洛伐克籍的前妻在朋友的生日派对上认识。因前妻与他的友人偷情愤而离婚。
Rich Man Buys House Next to Ex-Wife, Erects Giant Middle Finger Outside
A Michigan man has reportedly gone to Internet-ready lengths in order to troll his ex-wife with a daily reminder of his feelings towards her.
According to a person claiming to be the ex-wife's daughter, the crazy-wealthy Bloomfield Hills man, identified only as "Alan," allegedly purchased the house next door to his ex, and proceeded to move in with his daughter Tiffany.
He then went a step further and purchased an expensive bronze statue of a middle finger, which he placed on the back porch and aimed at his ex-wife's house.
As if that weren't quite enough passive aggression, Alan ensured the statue was visible 24/7 by shining a spotlight on it after dark.
"Alan and Tiffany are the best neighbors," tweeted Lenka Tuohy, "but ew who does that lololol."
Apparently the statue has had the unintended effect of pissing Tuohy off as well.
"ts hard for me to enjoy my baths now because my fav tub is in my moms bathroom which faces out towards tif and alans house," she wrote, adding a frowny-face emoticon.
When a friend pointed out that Alan's gesture was making him "look like an idiot," Tuohy concurred: "Like lol someone's not over my momma!"
Alan and Tiffany are the best neighbors ❤❤❤ but ew who does that lololol #psycho pic.twitter.com/ffE7rjYRfD
— Lenka (@LenkaTuohy) November 11, 2013
Update 6:45 p.m.: Detroit sports writer Jeff Moss has identified the owner of the house above as Alan Markovitz, a local legend who owns three Detroit strip clubs and authored a book entitled Topless Prophet: The True Story of America's Most Successful Gentleman's Club Entrepreneur (which is in the process of being turned into a TV series for Cinemax).
A previous version of this article referred to the person identified as Tiffany as Markovitz's "girlfriend," but according to Deadline Detroit, she is his daughter from a previous relationship.
Here is the relevant paragraph:
Markovitz has a 17-year-old daughter from a previous relationship who lives with him. He was married for two years to a woman he met at a friend's birthday party at an Auburn Hills restaurant. But they recently divorced. He said his wife, a native of Slovakia, was cheating on him with someone he knew. She moved in with the guy two days after moving out of the house.
"He broke the Man Code. He’s a total freakin’ asshole,” Markovitz says. “Real men don’t do that to another guy."
[H/T: Reddit, photos via @LenkaTuohy]
"He broke the Man Code. He’s a total freakin’ asshole,” Markovitz says. “Real men don’t do that to another guy."
[H/T: Reddit, photos via @LenkaTuohy]
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