If she was my bitch, oh did I say something funny
I would have her bringing me truckloads of my money
If she was my bitch, she would be a hard working bitch
A bitch whose only aim would be to make me rich
If she was my bitch, there would be no sunshine
Because she would be selling her ass all the damn time
If she was my bitch, she would know what I want
Everyone knows pimps want their money up front
If she was my bitch, there would be no sitting at my table
Because she would be just a member of my ever-growing stable
If she was my bitch, she would have my name on every blimp
Because she would be my bitch and I would be her pimp
If she was my bitch, and she came up short on my cash
I would beat that ass fast
If she was my bitch!
I would have her bringing me truckloads of my money
If she was my bitch, she would be a hard working bitch
A bitch whose only aim would be to make me rich
If she was my bitch, there would be no sunshine
Because she would be selling her ass all the damn time
If she was my bitch, she would know what I want
Everyone knows pimps want their money up front
If she was my bitch, there would be no sitting at my table
Because she would be just a member of my ever-growing stable
If she was my bitch, she would have my name on every blimp
Because she would be my bitch and I would be her pimp
If she was my bitch, and she came up short on my cash
I would beat that ass fast
If she was my bitch!