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Hello. Hi. Herro. Yes, greetings, it’s been awhile since we wrote one of these. Did you miss us? Didn’t think so. Regardless, straight to business, here’s a goat:
Today’s forecast will be like being on the receiving end of a wedgie from someone who you know will develop a drug habit and eventually flame out of online classes at DeVry University but despite his train wreck future you’re incapable of stopping him from turning your tighty-whities into a whales tale above your jeans.
(wow forgot how cathartic these posts were for dealing with old demons)
Anyway, that might not have made sense. But here’s your crappy (if you hate sweating profusely) forecast: A mix of sun and cloud with a 40-per-cent chance of showers. Expect a risk of a thunderstorm in the afternoon. The predicted high is 30 C. (But the humidex is 38 C! yay!)
Expect a few clouds and a low of 18 C in the evening.
This weather is too hot. It needs reforming.
The best way to do that?
Weather Referendum? Naw.
We need to create Weather Reform Dialogue In Our Communities
Step 1: Plan your event
The first step is to think about and determine the kind of dialogue you want to host. In this section, you will find:
* Information on how to plan a Canadian federal weather reform event
(Please just click the link)
* Potential dialogue models for your Canadian federal weather reform event
(tl;dr: In the “Coffee Dialogue” option you and up to 15 friends will begin by swarming pedestrians and dousing them in scalding hot coffee. Once complete, and once your unsuspecting victim is howling in pain, you will form a circle —— to be inclusive — around your screaming victim and begin chanting ancient paeans to appease the vengeful weather gods of consultation. In the “Community Dialogue” option you and up to 75 of your friends will do the exact same thing, resulting in your local mayor calling a state of emergency. In the “Town Hall” option you and up to “more than 50” of your friends will sit around and wonder why you’re not at a pub.)
* Sample Canadian federal weather reform event agenda and facilitator guide
(tl;dr: not sure, to be honest. Something about time management.)
* Tips on using digital technology and tools to support your Canadian federal weather reform event
(tl;dr: Create a hashtag. Hashtags should include BUZZ words that accurately capture how you feel. For example: #ItIsHotOutsideAndISmellBad #EverythingIsAwful #WowIHaveTerribleStudentDebtAndMyGirlfriendDumpedMe #Season7OfTheGoodWifeWasUnderwhelming #IWantToDie. Basically be a digital-first thinkfluencer.)
* Potential Canadian federal weather reform event dialogue topics and questions
(tl;dr:
1. What do you think could be done to help more Canadians feel more interested and involved in democracy this post is something to do with weather ?
2. Do you and/or the people you know usually vote in elections? Why or why not?
3. Was the dress blue or gold?
4. Where is the internet?
5. Did Jay-Z cheat on Beyonce?
6. How do you think we can measure the health of Canada’s democracy weather? What do you think we could use as indicators of its health?
7. What is the clap?
8. Do penguins have knees????
?????
????
DOES IT HAVE A KNEE OR NOT ????????
This has got deep. Too deep.)
* Sample Canadian federal weather reform event Powerpoint presentation
(tl;dr: don’t use prezi. Honestly, if you use prezi you are the worst person in the conference room. What’s next, funky transitions between slides as you’re presenting??? Lazer sounds? Everyone knows someone who thought the lazer sound was a good idea. It’s never a good idea. Stop trying to make lazer sounds happen.)
Steps 2-7:
We…can’t go on. Stop reading this. The question if whether penguins have knees has really kicked us in the gonads. Really hard to figure that one out. Literally searching for what is true and what is false now.
However, if you’re not broken and if you want to read about steps 2-7 on how you can create your own electoral weather reform dialogue, please go here.
Here are more penguins:
No way those things have knees.
Friday: A mix of sun and cloud with a 40-per-cent chance of showers and a high of 26 C. Low of 19 C in the evening with a 60-per-cent chance of showers or thunderstorms.
Saturday: Cloudy with a 60-per-cent chance of showers and a high of 22 C. Expect a low of 14 C and clouds, with a 30-per-cent chance of showers in the evening.
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Today’s forecast will be like being on the receiving end of a wedgie from someone who you know will develop a drug habit and eventually flame out of online classes at DeVry University but despite his train wreck future you’re incapable of stopping him from turning your tighty-whities into a whales tale above your jeans.
(wow forgot how cathartic these posts were for dealing with old demons)
Anyway, that might not have made sense. But here’s your crappy (if you hate sweating profusely) forecast: A mix of sun and cloud with a 40-per-cent chance of showers. Expect a risk of a thunderstorm in the afternoon. The predicted high is 30 C. (But the humidex is 38 C! yay!)
Expect a few clouds and a low of 18 C in the evening.
This weather is too hot. It needs reforming.
The best way to do that?
Weather Referendum? Naw.
We need to create Weather Reform Dialogue In Our Communities
Step 1: Plan your event
The first step is to think about and determine the kind of dialogue you want to host. In this section, you will find:
* Information on how to plan a Canadian federal weather reform event
(Please just click the link)
* Potential dialogue models for your Canadian federal weather reform event
(tl;dr: In the “Coffee Dialogue” option you and up to 15 friends will begin by swarming pedestrians and dousing them in scalding hot coffee. Once complete, and once your unsuspecting victim is howling in pain, you will form a circle —— to be inclusive — around your screaming victim and begin chanting ancient paeans to appease the vengeful weather gods of consultation. In the “Community Dialogue” option you and up to 75 of your friends will do the exact same thing, resulting in your local mayor calling a state of emergency. In the “Town Hall” option you and up to “more than 50” of your friends will sit around and wonder why you’re not at a pub.)
* Sample Canadian federal weather reform event agenda and facilitator guide
(tl;dr: not sure, to be honest. Something about time management.)
* Tips on using digital technology and tools to support your Canadian federal weather reform event
(tl;dr: Create a hashtag. Hashtags should include BUZZ words that accurately capture how you feel. For example: #ItIsHotOutsideAndISmellBad #EverythingIsAwful #WowIHaveTerribleStudentDebtAndMyGirlfriendDumpedMe #Season7OfTheGoodWifeWasUnderwhelming #IWantToDie. Basically be a digital-first thinkfluencer.)
* Potential Canadian federal weather reform event dialogue topics and questions
(tl;dr:
1. What do you think could be done to help more Canadians feel more interested and involved in democracy this post is something to do with weather ?
2. Do you and/or the people you know usually vote in elections? Why or why not?
3. Was the dress blue or gold?
4. Where is the internet?
5. Did Jay-Z cheat on Beyonce?
6. How do you think we can measure the health of Canada’s democracy weather? What do you think we could use as indicators of its health?
7. What is the clap?
8. Do penguins have knees????
?????
????
DOES IT HAVE A KNEE OR NOT ????????
This has got deep. Too deep.)
* Sample Canadian federal weather reform event Powerpoint presentation
(tl;dr: don’t use prezi. Honestly, if you use prezi you are the worst person in the conference room. What’s next, funky transitions between slides as you’re presenting??? Lazer sounds? Everyone knows someone who thought the lazer sound was a good idea. It’s never a good idea. Stop trying to make lazer sounds happen.)
Steps 2-7:
We…can’t go on. Stop reading this. The question if whether penguins have knees has really kicked us in the gonads. Really hard to figure that one out. Literally searching for what is true and what is false now.
However, if you’re not broken and if you want to read about steps 2-7 on how you can create your own electoral weather reform dialogue, please go here.
Here are more penguins:
No way those things have knees.
Friday: A mix of sun and cloud with a 40-per-cent chance of showers and a high of 26 C. Low of 19 C in the evening with a 60-per-cent chance of showers or thunderstorms.
Saturday: Cloudy with a 60-per-cent chance of showers and a high of 22 C. Expect a low of 14 C and clouds, with a 30-per-cent chance of showers in the evening.
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