Four men were bragging about how smart their cats are.The first man was an
Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist, the
fourth was a Government Employee.
To show off, the Engineer called to his cat, "T-square, do your stuff."
T-square pranced over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly
drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty
smart.
The Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said,
"Spreadsheet, do your stuff." Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen and
returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3
cookies each. Everyone agreed that was good.
The Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said,
"Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took
out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured
exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was good.
Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, "What can
your cat do?"
The Government Employee called to his cat and said, "Coffee Break, do your
stuff." Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk,
pooped on the paper, scr.wed the other three cats, claimed he injured his
back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions,
put in for Workers Compensation and went home for the rest of the day on
sick leave.
Long live the government!
Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist, the
fourth was a Government Employee.
To show off, the Engineer called to his cat, "T-square, do your stuff."
T-square pranced over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly
drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty
smart.
The Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said,
"Spreadsheet, do your stuff." Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen and
returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3
cookies each. Everyone agreed that was good.
The Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said,
"Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took
out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured
exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was good.
Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, "What can
your cat do?"
The Government Employee called to his cat and said, "Coffee Break, do your
stuff." Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk,
pooped on the paper, scr.wed the other three cats, claimed he injured his
back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions,
put in for Workers Compensation and went home for the rest of the day on
sick leave.
Long live the government!
