I'm serious. Do not even think about it.
Oh, I know it's an option. Oh sure, you're legally allowed to! It's all "part of the process"!
Do not do it.
Don't even pretend you don't know what I'm talking about. You know what I'm talking about.
Look, America, I know it's been a long year. I know th — hey. Hey are you even listening to me? I see you thinking about it. You're thinking about doing it, aren't you!
Don't. Even. Think. About. It. Not. Even. For. One. Second.
C'mere. Psst. America. Yeah just come over here just for a second? Yeah, I just have something to tell you. It will honestly take like, half a sec.
Thanks. Now that I've got you here: YOU CAN'T.
You can't do this. You can't do this to yourselves. You can't do this to us.
Dooooooooooooooooooon't!
Are you— hey c'I ask you something? Are you doin' okay? I don't mean to be rude. I just… it seems to me that people don't even think about doing something this self-destructive unless they're, you know, really having a hard time. And if you are, just let us know. We can talk about that. But I can tell you what's not going to make things any better:
DOING THAT. DON'T DO THAT! DO NOT DO IT. HE IS BAD, HE IS SO BAD, IT WOULD BE SO BAD.
Okay. Thanks. I think that's all I have to say.
p.s. Dooooooooooooooooooo-ooooooooooon't!