SHIT HAPPENS

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TAOISM: Shit happens.

CONFUCIANISM: Confucious says, "Shit happens."

BUDDHISM: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.

HINDUISM: This shit has happened before.

PROTESTANTISM: If shit happens, it happens to someone else.

CATHOLICISM: If shit happens, you deserved it.

JUDAISM: Why does shit always happen to US?

ISLAM: If shit happens, kill the person(s) responsible.

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EXISTENTIALISM: Shit doesn't happen; shit is.

JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES: No shit happens until Armaggedon.

ISLAM: When shit happens, kill Salman Rushdie.

SECULAR HUMANISM: Shit evolves.

REFORM JUDAISM: Got any Kaopectate?

CHRISTIAN SCIENCE: When shit doesn't happen, don't call a doctor--pray.

 

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i heat shit

 

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what does is mean?

 

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why do you heat that?

 

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what do you mean?

 

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为什么倒霉的总是我？！？！？！？！？！！？！？？！！？:flaming: :flaming: :flaming: :flaming: :flaming: :flaming:

 

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我已经出离愤怒了:flaming: :flaming: :flaming: :flaming: :flaming:

 

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你怎么了?发生什么事了?跟姐姐讲,姐姐帮你~~~~~~~~~~~

 

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