An elderly couple made a deal that whoever died first would somehow
comeback to inform the other of the afterlife... their biggest fear being that
there really was no heaven.
After a long life, the husband was the first to go and, true to his
word, a few weeks later as his wife sat and watched TV, she heard a ghostly voice
saying, "Maude ...Maude ... "
"Is that you, John?" she asked as she looked in vain around the room,
and the voice responded, "Yes Maude, I've come back just like we agreed."
"What's it like, John?" Maude asked.
John said, "Well, I get up in the morning and I have sex. Then I have
breakfast, and after that more sex. I bathe in the sun for awhile and
then I have sex twice. I have lunch, then have sex pretty much all
afternoon. After dinner, I have sex until late at night ... and the
next day it starts all over again."
"Oh, John," Maude said, "then surely you must be in heaven!"
"Not exactly," John said ..."I'm a rabbit somewhere in Wyoming."
comeback to inform the other of the afterlife... their biggest fear being that
there really was no heaven.
After a long life, the husband was the first to go and, true to his
word, a few weeks later as his wife sat and watched TV, she heard a ghostly voice
saying, "Maude ...Maude ... "
"Is that you, John?" she asked as she looked in vain around the room,
and the voice responded, "Yes Maude, I've come back just like we agreed."
"What's it like, John?" Maude asked.
John said, "Well, I get up in the morning and I have sex. Then I have
breakfast, and after that more sex. I bathe in the sun for awhile and
then I have sex twice. I have lunch, then have sex pretty much all
afternoon. After dinner, I have sex until late at night ... and the
next day it starts all over again."
"Oh, John," Maude said, "then surely you must be in heaven!"
"Not exactly," John said ..."I'm a rabbit somewhere in Wyoming."
