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A Chinese man went into a bar in Hawaii to have some drinks. At the
counter, he was amazed to see that he was sitting next to the famous
Hollywood director, Steven Spielberg.
After a round of beer the Chinese sensed that the famous producer was
glaring at him. Suddenly, in a flash the Chinese crashed down from his
stool, felled by a vicious punch from the director.
Picking himself up, he yelled, "What the hell was that for?"
The director ranted: "That's for the bombing of Pearl Harbour, you
##@!!*#!
My dad perished in that bombing!"
"I am not Japanese, you stupid **~##!?*! I am Chinese!"
"Yeah yeah yeah...Japanese, Burmese, Chinese, you are all the same",
retorted Spielberg.
Regaining his composure, the Chinese took his seat and ordered a double
from the bartender. A few seconds later, the Chinese turned around
and delivered a mighty punch to the director, sending him flat to the
floor.
"What was that for?" exclaimed the director.
"That's for sinking the Titanic! I had ancestors on that ship!" the
Chinese replied.
"You ignorant chink! The Titanic was sunk by an iceberg!" shouted the
director.
"Yeah yeah yeah...Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg,... you are all the
same!"
counter, he was amazed to see that he was sitting next to the famous
Hollywood director, Steven Spielberg.
After a round of beer the Chinese sensed that the famous producer was
glaring at him. Suddenly, in a flash the Chinese crashed down from his
stool, felled by a vicious punch from the director.
Picking himself up, he yelled, "What the hell was that for?"
The director ranted: "That's for the bombing of Pearl Harbour, you
##@!!*#!
My dad perished in that bombing!"
"I am not Japanese, you stupid **~##!?*! I am Chinese!"
"Yeah yeah yeah...Japanese, Burmese, Chinese, you are all the same",
retorted Spielberg.
Regaining his composure, the Chinese took his seat and ordered a double
from the bartender. A few seconds later, the Chinese turned around
and delivered a mighty punch to the director, sending him flat to the
floor.
"What was that for?" exclaimed the director.
"That's for sinking the Titanic! I had ancestors on that ship!" the
Chinese replied.
"You ignorant chink! The Titanic was sunk by an iceberg!" shouted the
director.
"Yeah yeah yeah...Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg,... you are all the
same!"
