UFC Fight Coming: Elon Musk vs Mark Zuckerberg, WHO WINS?

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- Venue: Vegas
- Date: TBD
- Potential referee: Joe Rogan
- Rules: UFC style. It will be fought in an Octagon Cage
- Characteristics: Zuckerberg has experience in Jiu Jitsu ( 柔术) & MMA (mixed martial arts--UFC); Elon undeniably has the physical advantage over Zuck.

Sources:

Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg ‘Absolutely Dead Serious’ About MMA Fight, UFC Boss Says​

Elon Musk vs Mark Zuckerberg odds: Bookies release surprise betting line for billionaire brawl​

Put on your bet.

 

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Musk and Zuckerberg wouldn’t be the first CEO pair to settle a score in the ring. In 1992, then-CEOs of Southwest Airlines and Steven Aviations resolved a trademark dispute with an arm-wrestling competition that was called “Malice in Dallas.” The Southwest guy lost.

Mort about the fighters:

• Zuckerberg, 39, has taken up the martial art jiu jitsu(柔术), something Musk was reminded of by a follower on Twitter, to which Musk responded that he’d be up for a cage match. Zuckerberg, reacting on his own social media platform Instagram, asked Musk for a location.
• Musk suggested the “Vegas Octagon.” It could be a reference to the Las Vegas venue used for Ultimate Fighting Championship bouts. Musk, 51, teased about his “walrus” move, which involves getting on top of an opponent and doing nothing.

Current betting odds:

BetUS has Zuckerberg at -400 and Musk at +250. That means a $400 bet on Zuckerberg yields a $100 profit, while $100 on Musk yields a $250 profit.

 

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Physical Data:

Elon Musk:
- Age: 51
- Height: 6'1"
- Weight: 180 lbs
- Competent: Walrus Move

Mark Zuckerberg:
- Age: 39
- Height: 5'7"
- Weight: 155 lbs
- Competent: Neck Lock

 

[billwanhua]

尼玛，这就像看60岁两个老妓女不比口技，非要脱衣服，比赛谁的胸更漂亮。

我要是能决定，我就出一个spaceX或者特斯拉的工程题考小扎，拿一个Facebook编程题考老马，看谁水平高

 

[welcomelm]

尼玛，这就像看60岁两个老妓女不比口技，非要脱衣服，比赛谁的胸更漂亮。

我要是能决定，我就出一个spaceX或者特斯拉的工程题考小扎，拿一个Facebook编程题考老马，看谁水平高

Do you not know Americans at all?

 

[billwanhua]

Do you not know Americans at all?

i don't need know.
i don't need 八卦
i don't give a shit

 

[welcomelm]

i don't need know.
i don't need 八卦
i don't give a shit

 

[ottawa_tj]

Physical Data:

Elon Musk:
- Age: 51
- Height: 6'1"
- Weight: 180 lbs
- Competent: Walrus Move

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Mark Zuckerberg:
- Age: 39
- Height: 5'7"
- Weight: 155 lbs
- Competent: Neck Lock

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老马现在180lb了？看来已经减肥成功！

看来照片至少加了15lb……

 

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马作为世界二富有超出常人毅力。但竞技体育靠汗水和技巧。他如果减肥增加肌肉或许有戏。但那时要时间和常人不能忍的毅力。对方现在赢在起跑线

 

[metropolis]

马作为世界二富有超出常人毅力。但竞技体育靠汗水和技巧。他如果减肥增加肌肉或许有戏。但那时要时间和常人不能忍的毅力。对方现在赢在起跑线

他说他靠的就是体重取胜，要不这项运动是分重量级的，他的体重先是一筹。

 

[ASSISTANT]

他说他靠的就是体重取胜，要不这项运动是分重量级的，他的体重先是一筹。

嗯，那个是优势。但他那身膘平时不动。心脏支持不了一分钟。要适应，需要时间。不知啥时候比

 

[metropolis]

嗯，那个是优势。但他那身膘平时不动。心脏支持不了一分钟。要适应，需要时间。不知啥时候比

他说他的绝招是海豹式，就是什么也不动，压在主对手。我怀疑这招的有效性。