Johnny was working at the fish plant in Carbonear when he accidentally cut
off all ten of his fingers. He went to the emergency room in St.John's.
The doctor looked at Johnny and said "Let's have the fingers, and I'll see
what I can do."
John said, "I haven't got the fingers."
"What do you mean, you haven't got the fingers? It's 2004. We've got
microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put them
back on and made you like new. Why didn't you bring the fingers?"
John says, "How the **** was I supposed to pick them up!"
off all ten of his fingers. He went to the emergency room in St.John's.
The doctor looked at Johnny and said "Let's have the fingers, and I'll see
what I can do."
John said, "I haven't got the fingers."
"What do you mean, you haven't got the fingers? It's 2004. We've got
microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put them
back on and made you like new. Why didn't you bring the fingers?"
John says, "How the **** was I supposed to pick them up!"
