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FOr y'all boring people out there, these are funny, because they're misspelled, and the miswritten word(s) is funny! so laugh, damn it, laugh!


Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.

I'm sorry Tyler can't go to school today because his hormones are raging.

Sorry I was late; the bell rang before I got here

Mom ate it, she's heavily pregnant and having very odd cravings


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