joke005

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It's the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get to know the kids by asking them their name and what their father does for a living.
The first little girl says: "My name is Mary and my daddy is a postman."
The next little boy says: "I'm Andy and my Dad is a mechanic." The last little boy gets up and quietly says: "My name is Jimmy and my father is a striptease dancer in a cabaret for men."
The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject, but later in the school yard the teacher approaches Jimmy privately and asks if it was really true that his Dad dances nude in a gay bar.
He blushed and said, "I'm sorry but my dad really plays hockey for Team USA, and it's just so embarrassing......"
 
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