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- 2002-01-30
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A five year old and a four year old are upstairs in their
bedroom."You know what?" says the five year old, "I think it's about
time we start swearing." The four year old nods his head in approval.
The 5 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm
gonna say
"hell," and you say "ass," okay?" The four year old agrees with
enthusiasm.The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the five year old
what he wants for breakfast. "Ah, hell Mom, I guess I'll have some
Cheerios."..WHACK!!!! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the
kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs bawling. The mom looks at
the four year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for
breakfast, young man?" "I'm not sure," he says, "but you can bet your
ass it won't be Cheerios."
bedroom."You know what?" says the five year old, "I think it's about
time we start swearing." The four year old nods his head in approval.
The 5 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm
gonna say
"hell," and you say "ass," okay?" The four year old agrees with
enthusiasm.The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the five year old
what he wants for breakfast. "Ah, hell Mom, I guess I'll have some
Cheerios."..WHACK!!!! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the
kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs bawling. The mom looks at
the four year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for
breakfast, young man?" "I'm not sure," he says, "but you can bet your
ass it won't be Cheerios."
