渥太华是不是有一种很臭很臭的松鼠啊?

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昨天打工回家,然后快到家的时候。一个相似松鼠的东西,跑到我面前。这个家伙登着2个眼睛,还对我出声音。然后他就跑了。这时候我才发觉身边有一种很难闻的味道。我还以为,昨天下雨的味道呢。等我roommate从外面回来,他们说味道很大。他们从外面一直追着这个味道回来的。原来难闻气体就是我身上的。我这时候才意识到,气体是自己身体上的。今天早上我闻我的衣服,气体都在衣服上阿!好难闻的,这个老鼠叫什么啊?用洗衣粉能把这个气体洗掉么?
 
那是松鼠吗!是小狐狸吧?

最初由 geek 发布
昨天打工回家,然后快到家的时候。一个相似松鼠的东西,跑到我面前。这个家伙登着2个眼睛,还对我出声音。然后他就跑了。这时候我才发觉身边有一种很难闻的味道。我还以为,昨天下雨的味道呢。等我roommate从外面回来,他们说味道很大。他们从外面一直追着这个味道回来的。原来难闻气体就是我身上的。我这时候才意识到,气体是自己身体上的。今天早上我闻我的衣服,气体都在衣服上阿!好难闻的,这个老鼠叫什么啊?用洗衣粉能把这个气体洗掉么?
 
Re: Re: 渥太华是不是有一种很臭很臭的松鼠啊?

是臭鼬!
最初由 autofan 发布
那是松鼠吗!是小狐狸吧?

 
REMOVING SKUNK ODOR
To remove odor from fabrics time, air, soap and water, and ammonia in water are recommended. Since the skunk's spray is an oily compound, it can be removed by methods used to remove oily soil, or the odor molecule can be destroyed with a weak acid. The use of white vinegar, dry-cleaning fluid or household chlorine bleach in a weak solution is suggested for removing skunk odor from clothing or pets. Use these products in separate steps, not together. Tomato juice, an acid, is sometimes recommended for washing pets, but do not use on clothing.

Other recommended treatments include washing items with a strong soap, a heavy-duty liquid detergent, or borax. For articles that can not be washed or dry-cleaned, such as shoes, bury them in fine, dry soil for several days. The fine particles of soil will absorb the odor, leaving the original article odor free. Kitty litter, sweeping compound, and other fine-particle materials should also work. Consider burying clothes that have been hit directly with skunk spray.

There are commercial products available for removal of skunk odors. Check with local pet supply shops or small animal clinics. Check whether these products can be used on clothing as they could damage fabrics causing color or texture change.

Neutroleum Alpha*, a non-toxic substance, controls odors and is available in concentrated or water soluble form. The water soluble form is less expensive and more flexible than the concentrate. The product, when diluted, may be used in the washing machine to remove skunk odor from clothes. It can be diluted and used as an area spray or used at full strength by saturating materials such as cotton or lamp wick. For an area spray, add two ounces of Neutroleum Alpha to one gallon of warm water. The entire area or odor-causing mass should be covered thoroughly with spray. Generally one application is sufficient.

The saturated materials can be suspended in or near the contaminated area so air circulation can move the volatile deodorant throughout the area. The saturated materials are effective for about three weeks.

A product called Skunk-Off can neutralize odor. Use it on dogs and other pets, your clothes, car and home. It is safe, and non-toxic and will not irritate or otherwise damage sensitive tissues of eyes, ears, or nose. The residue washes out easily.

Another product called Odor-Mute is available in granular form. It is to be dissolved in water and is clean, odorless and non-poisonous and is applicable to both pets and clothes. Again, testing for possible damage to fabrics is advisable.
 
Why tomato juice is believed to eliminate skunk odor. Bathing an animal in tomato juice seems to work because at high doses of skunk spray the human nose quits smelling the odor (olfactory fatigue). When this happens, the odor of tomato juice can easily be detected. A person suffering olfactory fatigue to skunk spray will swear that the skunk odor is gone and was neutralized by the tomato juice. Another person coming on the scene at this point will readily confirm that the skunk spray has not been neutralized by the tomato juice.
 
最初由 geek 发布
昨天打工回家,然后快到家的时候。一个相似松鼠的东西,跑到我面前。这个家伙登着2个眼睛,还对我出声音。然后他就跑了。这时候我才发觉身边有一种很难闻的味道。我还以为,昨天下雨的味道呢。等我roommate从外面回来,他们说味道很大。他们从外面一直追着这个味道回来的。原来难闻气体就是我身上的。我这时候才意识到,气体是自己身体上的。今天早上我闻我的衣服,气体都在衣服上阿!好难闻的,这个老鼠叫什么啊?用洗衣粉能把这个气体洗掉么?

skunk喷到衣服上的东西如果不处理,恶臭气味可以在衣服上保留半年时间。 Skunk(喷出液体)放臭屁时,方圆1-2公里内都可以闻到恶臭气味。
 
"一个相似松鼠的东西,跑到我面前。这个家伙登着2个眼睛,还对我出声音。"

I almost fall off the chair when I read this...."还对我出声音" Mannn...它在放屁呀。。。 This is funniest thing I have heard this month.

五体投地,皇城 "Geek" you deserve 金牌.
 
I heard Skunk only fart when (1) under threat (2) Sexually aroused.

皇城 "Geek" 兄,从你的故事上看,“臭松鼠”是看上你的了。她可能会再来的(可能现在就在树丛里偷看你) :)
 
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最初由 阿童木 发布
I heard Skunk only fart when (1) under threat (2) Sexually aroused.

皇城 "Geek" 兄,从你的故事上看,“臭松鼠”是看上你的了。她可能会再来的(可能现在就在树丛里偷看你) :)

被女Skunk看上似乎是很麻烦的事,好象有一本书写过。 Geek以后要多留神了,Skunk被列为"Not-so-funny animals".

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哈哈哈...我得一个朋友以前也被它袭击过,最后人臭了3天,衣服泡了1个礼拜,最后还是扔了.
 
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