有意思的计算器(ZT)

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如果令 A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 分别等于百分

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  那么Hard work (努力工作)

  H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

  Knowledge(知识)

  K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

  Love(爱情)

  L+O+V+E12+15+22+5 = 54%

Luck(好运)

  L+U+C+K12+21+3+11 = 47%

  (这些我们通常认为重要的东西往往并不是最重要的)

  什么能使得生活变得圆满?

  是Money(金钱)吗? ...

  不! M+O+N+E+Y = 13+15+14+5+25 = 72%

  是Leadership(领导能力)吗? ...

  不! L+E+A+D+E+R+S+H+I+P = 12+5+1+4+5+18+19+9+16 = 89%

  那么,什么能使生活变成100%的圆满呢?

  每个问题都有其解决之道,只要你把目光放得远一点!
ATTITUDE(心态)

  A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

  我们对待工作、生活的态度能够使我们的生活达到100%的圆满!
 
MORE then 100% (ZT)

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如果令 A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 分别等于百分

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26
  那么Hard work (努力工作)

  H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

  Knowledge(知识)

  K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

  Love(爱情)

  L+O+V+E12+15+22+5 = 54%

Luck(好运)

  L+U+C+K12+21+3+11 = 47%

  (这些我们通常认为重要的东西往往并不是最重要的)

  什么能使得生活变得圆满?

  是Money(金钱)吗? ...

  不! M+O+N+E+Y = 13+15+14+5+25 = 72%

  是Leadership(领导能力)吗? ...

  不! L+E+A+D+E+R+S+H+I+P = 12+5+1+4+5+18+19+9+16 = 89%

  那么,什么能使生活变成100%的圆满呢?

  每个问题都有其解决之道,只要你把目光放得远一点!
ATTITUDE(心态)

  A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

  我们对待工作、生活的态度能够使我们的生活达到100%的圆满!
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
 
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