who's the boss

[win98]

BODY MEETING:

All the organs of the body were having
a meeting, trying to decide who was the
one in charge.


"I should be in charge," said the brain ,
"because I run all the body's systems,
so without me nothing would happen.

"No, I should be in charge," said the
blood, "because I circulate oxygen all
through the body, so without me you'd
all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach ,
"because I process food and give all of
you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the legs ,
"because I carry the body wherever it
needs to go."


"I should be in charge," said the eyes ,
"because I allow the body to see where
it goes."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum ,
"because I'm responsible for the removal
of all body waste."

All the other body parts laughed at the
rectum and insulted him, so in a huff,
he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the brain had an
awful headache, the stomach was
bloated, the legs got wobbly, the
eyes got watery, and the blood was
toxic. They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.

The Moral of the story?


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The asshole is usually in charge !!

 

[gaze11e]

hahaha~最后一句话才是正题