bubbleface
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One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!"
The teacher pause d then asked the class,
"And what do you think that farmer said?"
One little girl raised her hand and said,
"I think he said: 'Oh Shit! A talking chicken!'"
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes
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One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her son into bed.
She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"
The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug.
"I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."
A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice:
"The big sissy."
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The teacher pause d then asked the class,
"And what do you think that farmer said?"
One little girl raised her hand and said,
"I think he said: 'Oh Shit! A talking chicken!'"
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes
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One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her son into bed.
She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"
The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug.
"I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."
A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice:
"The big sissy."
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