Joke of the day

[bubbleface]

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.

"How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil.

"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.

You did WHAT ? ! ?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.

"You know,"explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."

 

[Obiwan]

it reminds me the commercial on TV, a guy who was vacuuming and he thought that the vacuum sucked the dog, and he was doing the psssst things.