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Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation.
One of them kept complaining of family problems.
Finally, the other man said, "You think you have family problems?
Listen to my situation. A few years ago I met a young widow with a
grown-up daughter, and we got married. Later my father married my
stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter my stepmother and my father
became my stepson. Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her
father-in-law. Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son.
This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son, but he
was also the son of my wife's daughter, which made him my wife's
grandson. That made me the grandfather of my half-brother.
This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half-sister of
my son, my stepmother, is also the grandmother. This makes my father
the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife.
I'm my stepmother's brother- in-law my wife is her own child's aunt, my
son is my father's nephew and I'm my own grandfather!
And you think you have family problems?"
One of them kept complaining of family problems.
Finally, the other man said, "You think you have family problems?
Listen to my situation. A few years ago I met a young widow with a
grown-up daughter, and we got married. Later my father married my
stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter my stepmother and my father
became my stepson. Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her
father-in-law. Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son.
This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son, but he
was also the son of my wife's daughter, which made him my wife's
grandson. That made me the grandfather of my half-brother.
This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half-sister of
my son, my stepmother, is also the grandmother. This makes my father
the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife.
I'm my stepmother's brother- in-law my wife is her own child's aunt, my
son is my father's nephew and I'm my own grandfather!
And you think you have family problems?"
