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Men Are Hard To Pleased
男人很难取悦!!
The problems with GUYS:
男人的问题是：
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
如果?对他好，他说?爱上他了．
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
对他不好，他说?骄傲．
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
如果?穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
如果不，他说?是乡下来的
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
如果?跟他理论，他说?固执
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
如果?沉默，他说?没大脑！
If u are SMARTER than him,he'll lose FACE;
如果?比他聪明，他说那是小聪明
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
如果他比你聪明，他就是有智能！
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
如果?不爱他，他想拥有?
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
如果?爱他，他试着离开?．
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
如果?不跟他做爱，他说?不爱他
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
如果?告诉他?的问题，他说?麻烦
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
如果不，他说?不信任他
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
如果?骂他，?好象他奶妈
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
如果他骂?，是表示他“关心”?
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
如果?没有守承诺，?就是不可信的人
If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.
如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
如果?考试成绩好，他说是运气
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
如果他考得好，他说是实力！
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
如果?伤害了他，表示?很残忍
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
如果他伤害了?，表示?太敏感而且太难取悦！
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．．
but if u don't they say u are selfish.....
如果你不寄给他们，他们说?自私．．
男人很难取悦!!
The problems with GUYS:
男人的问题是：
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
如果?对他好，他说?爱上他了．
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
对他不好，他说?骄傲．
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
如果?穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
如果不，他说?是乡下来的
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
如果?跟他理论，他说?固执
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
如果?沉默，他说?没大脑！
If u are SMARTER than him,he'll lose FACE;
如果?比他聪明，他说那是小聪明
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
如果他比你聪明，他就是有智能！
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
如果?不爱他，他想拥有?
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
如果?爱他，他试着离开?．
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
如果?不跟他做爱，他说?不爱他
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
如果?告诉他?的问题，他说?麻烦
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
如果不，他说?不信任他
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
如果?骂他，?好象他奶妈
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
如果他骂?，是表示他“关心”?
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
如果?没有守承诺，?就是不可信的人
If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.
如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
如果?考试成绩好，他说是运气
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
如果他考得好，他说是实力！
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
如果?伤害了他，表示?很残忍
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
如果他伤害了?，表示?太敏感而且太难取悦！
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．．
but if u don't they say u are selfish.....
如果你不寄给他们，他们说?自私．．
