Anyone, Someone, No one, Everyone, come in, please!

[Jingle]

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?

Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But
what's this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan was
involved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being sent
to the hospital.. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look, if NO ONE was injured and no one was sent to the
hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this
hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Lee.

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

 

[曾经也黄过]

It is more fun if it is spoken by a Chinese.

 

[wuwei]

你好，我叫曾经也黄过

哦，曾经也黄过，有趣的网名；那你的真名叫什么？

曾经也黄过.....不过我在起个网名呢......你觉得黄伟怎么样？