This is a joke I heard on 91.5 FM this morning. It is really funny. Unfortunately, I could not find the original script on the internet, so I just write down the meaning. Hope you like it.
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Background:
“Hu Jintao” ?China’s new leader
“Kofi Anan” ? the UN general secretary
“Yasser Arafat” ? the president of Palestinian
US security advisor:
Sir,
I want to inform you:“Hu” is China’s new leader now .
Bush:
Good, then tell me who is China’s new leader, I want to know.
US security advisor:
Sir, I told you, “Hu” is China’s new leader.
Bush:
No!
You did not tell me who is China’s new leader.
Who is China’s new leader?
US security advisor:
Yes Sir!
He is China China’s new leader
Bush:
Yasser is China’s new leader?
I thought he is the leader of Palestinian.
US security advisor:
You are right, Sir,
Yasser is the leader of Palestinian.
But Hu is China’s new leader!
Bush:
You tell me!
Who is China's new leader?
US security advisor:
Yes, you said Hu is China's new leader.
Bush:
Forget it!
Connect me to the UN general secretary.
I'll ask him who is China’s new leader.
US security advisor:
You ask Kofi, Sir?
Bush:
No! not coffee,
I want the UN general secretary.
US security advisor:
Yes, Kofi, the UN general secretary.
Bush:
No, no Coffee!!
Only the UN general secretary.
US security advisor:
Yes Sir !!
You will have Kofi if you insist.
Bush:
I want milk too in that case.
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Background:
“Hu Jintao” ?China’s new leader
“Kofi Anan” ? the UN general secretary
“Yasser Arafat” ? the president of Palestinian
US security advisor:
Sir,
I want to inform you:“Hu” is China’s new leader now .
Bush:
Good, then tell me who is China’s new leader, I want to know.
US security advisor:
Sir, I told you, “Hu” is China’s new leader.
Bush:
No!
You did not tell me who is China’s new leader.
Who is China’s new leader?
US security advisor:
Yes Sir!
He is China China’s new leader
Bush:
Yasser is China’s new leader?
I thought he is the leader of Palestinian.
US security advisor:
You are right, Sir,
Yasser is the leader of Palestinian.
But Hu is China’s new leader!
Bush:
You tell me!
Who is China's new leader?
US security advisor:
Yes, you said Hu is China's new leader.
Bush:
Forget it!
Connect me to the UN general secretary.
I'll ask him who is China’s new leader.
US security advisor:
You ask Kofi, Sir?
Bush:
No! not coffee,
I want the UN general secretary.
US security advisor:
Yes, Kofi, the UN general secretary.
Bush:
No, no Coffee!!
Only the UN general secretary.
US security advisor:
Yes Sir !!
You will have Kofi if you insist.
Bush:
I want milk too in that case.
