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[xiaomage]

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish...........................49.
Adventurous......................Slept with everyone.
Athletic.........................No breasts.
Average looking..................Moooo.
Beautiful........................Pathological liar.
Emotionally secure...............On medication.
Feminist.........................Fat.
Free spirit......................Junkie.
Friendship first.................Former slut.
New-Age..........................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned....................No oral.
Open-minded......................Desperate.
Outgoing.........................Loud and embarrassing.
Professional.....................Bitch.
Voluptuous.......................Very fat.
Large frame......................Hugely fat.
Wants soulmate...................Stalker.



WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about



MEN'S ENGLISH:

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex
7. May I have this dance = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner = I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit =I'm gay

 

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[GreenGable]

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[GreenGable]

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Dictionary For Decoding Men's Personal Ads

40-ish: 59.
Adventurous: Slept with everything (including the neighbours dog and my ex wife's shower cap).
Athletic: I spend three hours a day in front of mirror flexing my non biceps and twitching my boob 'pecks' along to various Tom Jones tunes.
Average looking: Danni Divito's body with Woody Allan's face.
Handsome: Personal ad was written by his mother.
Emotionally secure: Still married.
In favour of woman's rights: Pathological liar.
Free spirit: Open relationships wanted.
Friendship first: Small penis.
New-Age: I'll try anything.
Old-fashioned: Male chauvinistic pig.
Open-minded: Any age/any sex.
Outgoing: I will talk/drink/shag anyone under the table.
Professional: Toff.
Cuddly: Beer belly/'high hips'.
Large frame: Bed bound.
Wants soul mate: Middle aged virgin.

 

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[xiaomage]

Awesome for what you added my sister.

It looks someone intentionally missed some content to send me. But strange enough, it is a SHE.

Anyway, now we have a full version.


LOL