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Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0

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Dear Tech Support Team:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.

I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5,and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.

I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

Please help.....!!!

Thanks,

"A Troubled User"

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REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!

It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.

It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support) ..

I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.

I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these

programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0

STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Regards...

Tech Support Team
 
Dump the PC and get a new one. Problem solved. :D
 
胆子不小啊....可行吗?

最初由 开喜 发布
Dump the PC and get a new one. Problem solved. :D
 
最初由 开喜 发布
Dump the PC and get a new one. Problem solved. :D

还可以留着pc,同时再搞个mac.另外在外地买房,再放一套pc.车上放个笔记本,公司再弄一个工作站.要是还有闲钱,干脆开个网吧..
 
最初由 胡同里来的人 发布


还可以留着pc,同时再搞个mac.另外在外地买房,再放一套pc.车上放个笔记本,公司再弄一个工作站.要是还有闲钱,干脆开个网吧..

高啊, 还是得佩服胡同同学...

那话怎么说的来着, 等咱有钱了, PC买一个, Mac买一个, 手提置两台, 家里一台车里一台, 网站开它三五个, 一个办文学, 一个骂街... ... :lol: :lol2:
 
在这慢慢地会学....

最初由 开喜 发布


高啊, 还是得佩服胡同同学...

那话怎么说的来着, 等咱有钱了, PC买一个, Mac买一个, 手提置两台, 家里一台车里一台, 网站开它三五个, 一个办文学, 一个骂街... ... :lol: :lol2:
 
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