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A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The loan officer said the bank would need some security for such a loan.

The business man then handed over the keys to a Rolls Royce that was parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checked out and the loan officer accepted the car as collateral for the loan. An employee then drove the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parked it there.

Two weeks later the businessman returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest which came to $15.41.

The loan officer said, "We do appreciate your business and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a bit puzzled. While you were away we checked and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow $5,000?"

The business man replied: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for fifteen bucks?"
 
怪不得能成百万富翁呢....
 
我也说一个吧。
(很寒的……我讲的不好不过大概意思在了)
a panda walks into a bar, looked around blindly, sat down and asked the bartender to give him a sandwitch. He took a bite, brings out his pistol and BOOM shot the roof, then turned around and walks out.....

As he was doing that the confused bartender stopped the panda and asked why he did that....
The panda looked at him in amazement..." well..from the oxford dictionary...I"m suppose to eat shoots and leaves........><
 
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