What those words on yearly performance evaluation

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Usually after the year-end, performance evaluation will start soon. You praise on yourself, and your boss will write something to flatter you. I found a list on an office wall to explain some wording. Copy here just for fun. I often get #2. 6. 9, 14, 16 and 18. How about you?
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What those words on yearly performance evaluation

reviews really mean

1. Outgoing personality ? Always going out of the office
2. Great Presentation skills ? Able to bullshit
3. Good communication skills ? Spends lots of time on phone
4. Work is first priority ? Too ugly to get a date
5. Active socially ? Drinks a lot
6. Independent worker ? Nobody know what he/she does
7. Quick thinking ? Offers plausible excuses
8. Careful thinker ? Won’t make a decision
9. Uses logic on difficult jobs ? Gets someone else to do it
10. Expresses themselves well ? Speaks English
11. Meticulous attention to detail ? A nit picker
12. Has leadership qualities ? Is tall or has a louder voice
13. Exceptionally good judgement ? Lucky
14. Keen sense of humour ? Knows a lot of dirty jokes
15. Career minded ? Back stabber
16. Loyal ? Can’t get a job anywhere else
17. Plans for promotion/advancement ? Buys drinks for all the bosses
18. Of great value to the organisation ? Gets to work on time
19. Relaxed attitude ? Sleeps at desk


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For me:
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