发个好笑的-一个高手的英文情书

firefly

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Dear Wang little girl:

From see you one eye, I shit love you.

Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live. Your eyes close and open again and again, I die again and again.

Maybe you do not know me, no matter. One see clock emotion is pop.

I think I should introduce myself to you. I call Li old big. Toyear 25. My home four mouth people: papa, mama, I and DD.

I beat letter very fast, because I am a computer high hand. I even act as black guest.

I do early every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.

Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk, and find a place where many monks live in to over my life.

Your old big

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亲爱的王小姐:

自从见你第一眼,我便爱上你。

你的眼睛闭上,我就死了,你的眼睛睁开,我又活过来了,你眼睛眨呀眨,我就死去活来。

也许你还不认识我,没有关系,一见钟情很流行。

我想应该介绍一下自己。我叫李老大,今年25。我家有四口人:爸爸、妈妈、我和弟弟。

我打字很快,因为我是电脑高手,我甚至还当过黑客呢。

我每天都做早操,这样我会有强壮的身体来保护你。

请嫁给我吧,否则我将削发为僧,找个庙来了此一生。

你的老大
 
世上最强中国式英文:)

1.we two who and who?

  咱俩谁跟谁阿

  2.how are you ? how old are you?

  怎么是你,怎么老是你?

  3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you

  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你

  4.you have seed,I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !

  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!

  5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!

  有事起奏,无事退朝

  6.you me you me

  彼此彼此

  7.You Give Me Stop!!

  你给我站住!

  8.know is know noknow is noknow

  知之为知之,不知为不知...

  9.WATCH SISTER

  表妹

  10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!!

  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子大地洞

  11.American Chinese not enough

  美中不足

  12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die

  车祸现场描述

  13.heart flower angry open

  心花怒放

  14.go past no mistake past

  走过路过,不要错过

  15.小明:I am sorry!

  老外:I am sorry too!

  小明:I am sorry three!

  老外:What are you sorry for?

  小明:I am sorry five!

  16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!

  要钱没有,要命一条

  17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.

  我叫李老大,今年25。

  18.you have two down son。

  你有两下子。

  19.as far as you go to die

  有多远,死多远!!!!

  20.I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face.

给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸。

“一次性”----One time sex.
 
喜欢这句,中英文都是常有语: :D

how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你,怎么老是你?
 
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