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want to know why u r working so hard?
On the very first day of the world, God created the cow. He said to
the
cow: "Ah Gu (cow), today I have created you! Your job is to go to
the field with the farmer all day long. You will provide the energy
to pull things! You will also provide milk for people to drink! You
are to work all day under the sun! In return, you will only eat
grass. For that, you will have a life span of 50 years." Ah Gu
objected.
"What... I work all day in the sun and I get only to eat grass! On
top of that, I have to give my milk away! This is tough and you want me to
live 50 years! I'll take 20 and you can have the remaining 30 years
back!" God agreed.
On the next day, God created the dog. He said to the dog. "Ah Kow
(dog), I
have created you for a purpose... You are to sit all day by the door
of your master's house! Should anyone come in, you are to bark at
them! In return, you will eat your master's leftovers. I'll give you
a life span of 20 years." Ah Kow objected. " What! I have to sit by
the door all day and will need to bark at people, and what do I
get...LEFTOVERS...This isn't right, I'll take 10 and you can have
the remaining 10 years back!" God agreed again.
On the third day, God created the monkey. He said to the monkey.
"Lao Kao
(monkey), your job is to entertain people. You will make them laugh,
act stupid and make faces! You will also do somersaults and swing on
trees to amaze them. In return, you will get to eat bananas and
peanuts. For that, I'll give you 20 years to live." Naturally the
monkey objected. "This is ridiculous, I gotta make faces and make
people laugh let not even come to the part about the trees and
somersaults. Tell you what, I'll give 10 years of my life to thank
you for my existence and I'll take 10. What do you think?" God
agreed again.
On the fourth day, God created humans. God said to the man. "You
are my
best piece of work, for that, you will only need to sleep, eat,
sleep, play, eat, sleep again and do nothing else. You will get to
eat all the best things and play with the best toys. All you need to
do is enjoy all your life. For this kinda life, I'll give you 20
years." Just like the rest, the man objected. "What, all I need to
do is relax and enjoy myself and I have only 20 years to live? Tell
you what, you've 30 years back from Ah Gu, 10 years from Ah Kow and
another 10 from Lao Kao and you probably don't know what to do with
all those lifes. Why not I take them all and I'll have 70 years to
live?"
God being such good natured, agreed with a smile....... AND THAT IS
WHY.....
We eat, sleep, play and enjoy for the first 20 years of our lives
when we
are growing up.
Work like a cow for the next 30 to raise our family.
Sit outside the door and bark at people for the next 10 when we are
retired.
And finally, we make faces and perform monkey tricks to entertain
our
grandchildren for the final 10 years.
On the very first day of the world, God created the cow. He said to
the
cow: "Ah Gu (cow), today I have created you! Your job is to go to
the field with the farmer all day long. You will provide the energy
to pull things! You will also provide milk for people to drink! You
are to work all day under the sun! In return, you will only eat
grass. For that, you will have a life span of 50 years." Ah Gu
objected.
"What... I work all day in the sun and I get only to eat grass! On
top of that, I have to give my milk away! This is tough and you want me to
live 50 years! I'll take 20 and you can have the remaining 30 years
back!" God agreed.
On the next day, God created the dog. He said to the dog. "Ah Kow
(dog), I
have created you for a purpose... You are to sit all day by the door
of your master's house! Should anyone come in, you are to bark at
them! In return, you will eat your master's leftovers. I'll give you
a life span of 20 years." Ah Kow objected. " What! I have to sit by
the door all day and will need to bark at people, and what do I
get...LEFTOVERS...This isn't right, I'll take 10 and you can have
the remaining 10 years back!" God agreed again.
On the third day, God created the monkey. He said to the monkey.
"Lao Kao
(monkey), your job is to entertain people. You will make them laugh,
act stupid and make faces! You will also do somersaults and swing on
trees to amaze them. In return, you will get to eat bananas and
peanuts. For that, I'll give you 20 years to live." Naturally the
monkey objected. "This is ridiculous, I gotta make faces and make
people laugh let not even come to the part about the trees and
somersaults. Tell you what, I'll give 10 years of my life to thank
you for my existence and I'll take 10. What do you think?" God
agreed again.
On the fourth day, God created humans. God said to the man. "You
are my
best piece of work, for that, you will only need to sleep, eat,
sleep, play, eat, sleep again and do nothing else. You will get to
eat all the best things and play with the best toys. All you need to
do is enjoy all your life. For this kinda life, I'll give you 20
years." Just like the rest, the man objected. "What, all I need to
do is relax and enjoy myself and I have only 20 years to live? Tell
you what, you've 30 years back from Ah Gu, 10 years from Ah Kow and
another 10 from Lao Kao and you probably don't know what to do with
all those lifes. Why not I take them all and I'll have 70 years to
live?"
God being such good natured, agreed with a smile....... AND THAT IS
WHY.....
We eat, sleep, play and enjoy for the first 20 years of our lives
when we
are growing up.
Work like a cow for the next 30 to raise our family.
Sit outside the door and bark at people for the next 10 when we are
retired.
And finally, we make faces and perform monkey tricks to entertain
our
grandchildren for the final 10 years.
