Name: They call me "The swiss"
Gender: Undetermined
Race: I am yellow with holes (Have been placed in the swiss categories) with spots of green!
Defining Characteristics: I am relatively mellow in flavour, laid back, relaxed, and enjoy sitting and not doing much. I have a very friendly relationship with all dairy products. And I have a slightly salty flavour that goes very well with wine (Preferably a cabernet sauvignon or a nice australian shiraz)
Looking For: Long time campanion of a patient disposition, can be either white or yellow in colour. (I also think a little bit of blue or green adds character to the texture, don't you?). I am not particularly picky about looks, you just have to be stinky and creamy.
P.S. You can contact me at the dairy aisle of Safeway or any grocery store close to you!
P.P.S. In case you haven't figured out what I am yet, I am the piece of mouldy swiss cheese that's been sitting on the shelf too long and is now lonely... so sad of an existence.... sigh... c'est la vie.
Gender: Undetermined
Race: I am yellow with holes (Have been placed in the swiss categories) with spots of green!
Defining Characteristics: I am relatively mellow in flavour, laid back, relaxed, and enjoy sitting and not doing much. I have a very friendly relationship with all dairy products. And I have a slightly salty flavour that goes very well with wine (Preferably a cabernet sauvignon or a nice australian shiraz)
Looking For: Long time campanion of a patient disposition, can be either white or yellow in colour. (I also think a little bit of blue or green adds character to the texture, don't you?). I am not particularly picky about looks, you just have to be stinky and creamy.
P.S. You can contact me at the dairy aisle of Safeway or any grocery store close to you!
P.P.S. In case you haven't figured out what I am yet, I am the piece of mouldy swiss cheese that's been sitting on the shelf too long and is now lonely... so sad of an existence.... sigh... c'est la vie.
